What are you eating?

[Tonitrus]

Semenovich

I hate that transliteration.   It's totally wrong, although it is hilarious.

Well, a transliteration that would capture the pronunciation better would be "Syemyenovich".  But we usually dispense with the y's.  Much like we use "Gorbachev" instead of "Gorbachyev".

[Ideologue]

E is one thing, Ё is another, but I looked it up and I guess it actually is Cеменович and not Cемёнович.

But really, aren't we all sons of semen?

[Caliga]

Lord have mercy, the motha load. Thems some big boobies.

Ok, now they're not even pretending to hire 'chefs' for any reason other than eye candy.

[Ideologue]

CHEESECAKE BITCHES

[Tonitrus]

E is one thing, Ё is another, but I looked it up and I guess it actually is Cеменович and not Cемёнович.

But really, aren't we all sons of semen?

Actually, they're pretty much the same letter, with Ё (pronounced "yo" vs. "ye") often just indicating where the stress is.  They're similar enough that in typed Russian, you'll almost never see the umlaut, even if the pronunciation is "yo".  Often makes it a pain for schmucks like me to figure out where the stress is. 

[Josquius]

Instant Yakisoba is the best thing ever. Why oh why do we just get pot noodle rameny stuff in the west.

[Ideologue]

E is one thing, Ё is another, but I looked it up and I guess it actually is Cеменович and not Cемёнович.

But really, aren't we all sons of semen?

Actually, they're pretty much the same letter, with Ё (pronounced "yo" vs. "ye") often just indicating where the stress is.  They're similar enough that in typed Russian, you'll almost never see the umlaut, even if the pronunciation is "yo".  Often makes it a pain for schmucks like me to figure out where the stress is. 

I still say it's totally different.  One's a variant of O, one's a variant of E (from my Western Christian perspective, anyway).

[Razgovory]

Lord have mercy, the motha load. Thems some big boobies.

Holy Moly!

[Razgovory]

I don't know what race you are.

Numenorean.

Black Numenorean?

[11B4V]

Thick slice of Ham, two eggs over easy, and toast.

[Eddie Teach]

Black Numenorean?

My heart is black.

[Ed Anger]

A Jaffa cake.

[sbr]

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.

  How long have you had that signature?

[Ed Anger]

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.

  How long have you had that signature?

A few weeks at least.

[Caliga]