More Obama Murder of America: The Pentagon Cuts

[lustindarkness]

I will do my part be retiring of this new nice and PC fortune 500 Navy in about a year from now.

[Ed Anger]

At least the LCS is being cut back by 20 ships.

[Habbaku]

[crazy canuck]

Tax incorrectly used apostrophes and use the money raised to improve rations.

Surely our soldiers will become fat(ter).

A relatively cheap way of getting a larger army.

[crazy canuck]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

[derspiess]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh, I think we could keep Mexico at bay while we invade Canada, or vice-versa.

[crazy canuck]

I wouldnt want to convince you otherwise. 

[Phillip V]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh, I think we could keep Mexico at bay while we invade Canada, or vice-versa.

Canada can be diploannexed.

[derspiess]

I wouldnt want to convince you otherwise. 

What are you gonna do-- throw your skis at us??

[Kleves]

What are you gonna do-- throw your skis at us??

They'll challenge us to a winner-take-all game of hockey, and, soon afterward, we will all have universal healthcare.

[grumbler]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

Germany First Strategy Part II, what could possibly go wrong?

So long as a part of that strategy is still to keep the Canadians sitting on their asses guarding a place that can't be invaded, and allow the Aussies to take point, I like that strategy.

[Neil]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh, I think we could keep Mexico at bay while we invade Canada, or vice-versa.

Canada can be diploannexed.

Not with relations as low as they are.

[Ed Anger]

Your Guardian comment column jackass of the day:

Despite 'historic' cuts, the US will still have 450,000 active-duty soldiers
The Pentagon is able to maintain a bloated and extravagant military force even when the US faces no actual security threats

Lolz.

[crazy canuck]

Germany First Strategy Part II, what could possibly go wrong?

China

[crazy canuck]

In more recent budget and strategy documents, the military has been ordered to be prepared to decisively win one conflict while holding off an adversary's aspirations in a second until sufficient forces could be mobilized and redeployed to win there

The Schlieffen Plan part II, what could possibly go wrong?

Oh, I think we could keep Mexico at bay while we invade Canada, or vice-versa.

Canada can be diploannexed.

Not with relations as low as they are.

No kidding, we havent been at 190+ since the days of Ronnie and Brian singing together on stage.