Zoo Kills Young Giraffe, Invites Children to Watch It Be Chopped Up, Fed to Lion

[garbon]

People have too much time on their hands. Also, it is reprehensible to let children see animals eat another animal?

[CountDeMoney]

The Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

A veterinarian shot Marius with a rifle as he leaned down to munch on rye bread, a favorite snack.

That's some punk ass gangsta shit right there.

[garbon]

The Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

Novel idea, Tim's blurb of an article had the zoo speaking about that.

[CountDeMoney]

The Copenhagen Zoo said it "euthanized" Marius to avoid inbreeding.

Here's a novel idea:  don't let him fuck.  What, giraffes can't be neutered or something?  Goddamn.

Novel idea, Tim's blurb of an article had the zoo speaking about that.

That could impact my righteous indignation.  Not having it.  Not in this thread, Florence.

[Ed Anger]

People read Tim's threads? Shocking.

[garbon]

Write me a story about it.

[garbon]

People read Tim's threads? Shocking.

There were like 10 sentences in the article. Not hard, mate.

[Ed Anger]

I refuse to read his shit on humanitarian grounds.

[garbon]

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate.

[Liep]

Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined.

[Ed Anger]

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate.

You know what I mean. :shakes fist:

[garbon]

Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined.

And he's looked like that since at least the mid-90s.

[garbon]

Tim doesn't write any articles.

That said, as I said from the start, it was Slate.

You know what I mean. :shakes fist:

[CountDeMoney]

Zookeeper and TV personality Jack Hanna, who is also director emeritus of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Ohio, joined the chorus of outrage Monday, calling the Copenhagen Zoo's decision "the most abominable, insensitive, ridiculous thing I've ever heard of."

I had to google this guy, and he looks exactly like I imagined.

Yeah, he's been a regular on David Letterman for Christ knows how long.

[Ed Anger]

Plus he brought animals to the graduation ceremony at Ohio State. Totally awesome.