Chris Christie aides' emails suggest intentionally created traffic nightmare

[CountDeMoney]

Look Wigger, I had one quick look at her on a TV across the room without my glasses, and thought she looked pretty good.

I went hunting for a good looking pic to prove gimpy wrong, and discovered she really is a bowser.

Satisfied?

It happens to the best of us.

Once I caught a bumping Watusi ass out of the corner of my eye and nudged my partner about it, calling Tally Ho without getting eyes-up visual verification.
Imagine everybody's surprise I was scoping out 13 year old asses.

Never heard the end of that one.

[Eddie Teach]

Once I caught a bumping Watusi ass out of the corner of my eye and nudged my partner about it, calling Tally Ho without getting eyes-up visual verification.
Imagine everybody's surprise I was scoping out 13 year old asses.

Siege thought she was too old and too fat.

[DontSayBanana]

Siege thought she was too old and too fat.

Watusi?  You're probably right.

[Eddie Teach]

Also, too black.

[CountDeMoney]

13 or not, could've rested a beer bottle on top of that ass and never see it fall.

[DGuller]

Look Wigger, I had one quick look at her on a TV across the room without my glasses, and thought she looked pretty good.

I went hunting for a good looking pic to prove gimpy wrong, and discovered she really is a bowser.

Satisfied?

Jesus, your glasses must look like a pair of magnifying lenses.

[Capetan Mihali]

Stop Yi Shaming Now! 

[Caliga]

"Leave Yi alone!"

[celedhring]

Under certain angles and lightning conditions* I can see that woman looking attractive.



*almost complete darkness