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Started by 11B4V, November 25, 2013, 08:36:18 PM

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November 25, 2013, 08:36:18 PM Last Edit: November 25, 2013, 08:49:02 PM by 11B4V
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(Newser) – A horror story from Yonkers, New York: A young boy looking to snuggle in his 13-year-old aunt's bed was attacked by her pit bull and had his penis bitten off, USA Today reports. Two weeks later, the 5-year-old boy remains hospitalized and charges have been filed against his grandmother, Marissa Pettiford, and two others. The dog, named Momma, was euthanized after police described it as "unlicensed, dangerous and vicious." As for the boy, he probably faces multiple surgeries and may not ever have his penis reattached. (Another vicious pit bull attack occurred earlier this month in Connecticut.)
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garbon

#1
November 25, 2013, 08:48:05 PM
Great, thanks for bringing the NSA to the party.
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11B4V

#2
November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

garbon

#3
November 25, 2013, 08:54:39 PM
With threads like this, they'll come for Siege. :(
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

#4
November 25, 2013, 08:55:28 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 08:54:39 PM
With threads like this, they'll come for Siege. :(

:lol:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

garbon

#5
November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Neil

#6
November 25, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
They'll also find Siegebreaker spying on the US and selling the secrets to China, and Dorsey4Guller's fraud log and presidential fellation fantasy stories.
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11B4V

#7
November 25, 2013, 09:06:59 PM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#8
November 25, 2013, 09:14:03 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..

:mad:I'd really like to know where you assmonkeys got that I don't open my games.  All my games are always opened.  How the hell else am I going to roll around naked on the maps?

Besides, not unwrapping them is Hab's thing.  Sells his on the secondary market as an intermediary broker.  Got a kidney in Costa Rica with a shrinkwrapped copy of Sekigahara once.

mongers

#9
November 25, 2013, 09:26:13 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 08:52:32 PM
What will they find?

Ide's movie reviews.
Grumbler arguing with himself.
Timmay's news hour.
CdM buying games and never unwrapping them.
etc..

:D
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garbon

#10
November 25, 2013, 09:28:55 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on November 25, 2013, 09:06:59 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/11/25/dog-bite-mutilation/3698559/

USA today seems to really want to make sure we know the ages of everyone involved in the story. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Alcibiades

#11
November 25, 2013, 09:42:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 25, 2013, 09:01:56 PM
Different note, the 13 year old was his aunt and owned a dog?

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Ideologue

#12
November 25, 2013, 10:15:11 PM
Quotehe 5-year-old boy... was euthanized

If we we were a merciful society, anyway.
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Josquius

#13
November 28, 2013, 04:33:28 AM
Clearly the only humane thing henceforth is to raise the 5 year old as a girl and convince her she has never been a boy. FOR SCIENCE!
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Ideologue

#14
November 28, 2013, 10:30:30 AM
Quote from: Tyr on November 28, 2013, 04:33:28 AM
Clearly the only humane thing henceforth is to raise the 5 year old as a girl and convince her she has never been a boy. FOR SCIENCE!

Been done.  End result?  Self-euthanasia. :(
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)
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