Does Christmas rock or suck? Languish: YOU DECIDE!

Started by Caliga, November 14, 2013, 07:39:44 AM

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Christmas?

I love Christmas!
23 (52.3%)
I hate Christmas!
3 (6.8%)
I am ambivalent.
15 (34.1%)
I am a Jew or something more sinister and refuse to choose one of the first three options.
0 (0%)
I love and/or hate Jaron!
3 (6.8%)

Total Members Voted: 44

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 14, 2013, 02:09:24 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on November 14, 2013, 01:13:09 PM
Ambivalent.  Forced to confront the abjection of my life's failure in comparison to parents' mansion, sister's new car/money, step-sister's even larger mansion, combined $200k household income, and children.  Have to travel.  But I get some gift cards, and see people I love, I guess.

Tell them they can mail the gift cards.  Stay home.  Go do something fulfilling on Xmas, like volunteer somewhere.
I concur.  I've had some bad Christmas' that I wish I had stayed home and watched A Christmas Story marathon or gone out and done something else.  Like go to this Fransciscan Monastery in Vermont.
PDH!

The Brain

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 02:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 14, 2013, 02:26:41 PM
You get to drink glögg. :mmm:

Would you happen to know if there is any common ancestry shared by glogg (mitt tits) and grog?

Not to my knowledge, no.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Savonarola

Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 14, 2013, 02:36:38 PM
Quote from: The Brain on November 14, 2013, 02:26:41 PM
You get to drink glögg. :mmm:

Would you happen to know if there is any common ancestry shared by glogg (mitt tits) and grog?

I don't know about glogg, but I've read that grog comes from a nickname for the British officer who introduced it to the navy. 

Wikipedia backs me up: 
QuoteThe word originally referred to a drink made with water or "small beer" (a weak beer) and rum, which British Vice Admiral Edward Vernon introduced into the Royal Navy on 21 August 1740. Vernon wore a coat of grogram cloth and was nicknamed Old Grogram or Old Grog.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

KRonn

Quote from: derspiess on November 14, 2013, 10:13:45 AM
Christmas rules.  It's fun to spoil the kids and laugh at them behind their backs for believing the Santa crap.

What about the Santa crap??    :unsure:  Don't ruin things for me!! You have to believe!!

Barrister

Christmas with kids is awesome.  Specially this year - every time a toy commercial comes on Timmy says "I'm going to ask Santa for that".

We had quite a few Chirstmases without kids and yeah, those can be pretty mellow affairs.
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derspiess

Every time Tommy sees something he wants on TV I tell him to put it on his list.  Got him to start writing/spelling early that way.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

merithyn

Quote from: KRonn on November 14, 2013, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: derspiess on November 14, 2013, 10:13:45 AM
Christmas rules.  It's fun to spoil the kids and laugh at them behind their backs for believing the Santa crap.

What about the Santa crap??    :unsure:  Don't ruin things for me!! You have to believe!!

When my oldest two boys asked me outright if there was really a Santa just before Christmas one year, I told them that since I only gave them one present - and Santa gave them all of the rest - I would leave it up to them to decide if they believed in Santa or not.

They "believed" until they were 16.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Malthus

Quote from: derspiess on November 14, 2013, 03:50:41 PM
Every time Tommy sees something he wants on TV I tell him to put it on his list.  Got him to start writing/spelling early that way.

"If you can write a paragraph about why you want it, with no spelling mistakes, you can have it".

Not a bad notion ...  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Neil

Quote from: Barrister on November 14, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Christmas with kids is awesome.  Specially this year - every time a toy commercial comes on Timmy says "I'm going to ask Santa for that".
:lol:

You know, there are things that I occasionally regret about not having children, and Christmas is one of them.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

merithyn

Quote from: Neil on November 14, 2013, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 14, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Christmas with kids is awesome.  Specially this year - every time a toy commercial comes on Timmy says "I'm going to ask Santa for that".
:lol:

You know, there are things that I occasionally regret about not having children, and Christmas is one of them.

That's when having nieces and nephews come in. They're the absolute best for holidays. You can give them all of the horrible toys you pray no one gives your kids, and then send them all away. :)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Neil

Quote from: merithyn on November 14, 2013, 06:19:06 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 14, 2013, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 14, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Christmas with kids is awesome.  Specially this year - every time a toy commercial comes on Timmy says "I'm going to ask Santa for that".
:lol:

You know, there are things that I occasionally regret about not having children, and Christmas is one of them.
That's when having nieces and nephews come in. They're the absolute best for holidays. You can give them all of the horrible toys you pray no one gives your kids, and then send them all away. :)
Yeah.  It's going to be nice this year.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Neil on November 14, 2013, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 14, 2013, 03:48:14 PM
Christmas with kids is awesome.  Specially this year - every time a toy commercial comes on Timmy says "I'm going to ask Santa for that".
:lol:

You know, there are things that I occasionally regret about not having children, and Christmas is one of them.
Ya. Know how you feel.
PDH!

sbr

Yepper.  Christmas with small children is my favorite holiday.  Christmas with 18-19 year old kids and adults, not so much.

I know my brother won't have kids, so I hope it is a very long time until I spend a Christmas with small children again.

PDH

Quote from: merithyn on November 14, 2013, 06:19:06 PM

That's when having nieces and nephews come in. They're the absolute best for holidays. You can give them all of the horrible toys you pray no one gives your kids, and then send them all away. :)

I am the uncle that gives the 3 year old boys a drum for Christmas.  Also, I buy sugar cereals for them to eat all day.

When they get older I am buying them cigars.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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