DNA Sequencing Megathread! Neanderthals, Denisovans and other ancient DNA!

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The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Tamas


The Brain

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

katmai

Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
I am a man of the world, in all these DNA tests the only continent I don't have traces of lineage is Australia.  :outback:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

The Brain

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 03:58:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

You're like that half-blood in Blood In, Blood Out. You may have to prove yourself harder.
I am a man of the world,

And how!
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 05:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Odd. You don't come across as parochial.
Interesting that jokes from 20 years ago still exist on languish.
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Valmy

Quote from: Tyr on October 26, 2020, 02:48:56 AM
Quote from: The Brain on October 25, 2020, 05:39:25 AM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Odd. You don't come across as parochial.
Interesting that jokes from 20 years ago still exist on languish.

Is it really that interesting? :hmm:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:
Mine is now: more accurate.

66.8%  French and German
23.3%  British and Irish
4.5%    Scandinavian
5.3%    Broadly NW European
0.1%    Unassigned

It further says the 'French and German' is from Hesse, the Rhineland, and Westphalia.  This is not entirely correct as I have quite a bit of documented Swiss ancestry as well as some Alsatian.  Interestingly, Ancestry.com does detect the Swiss ancestry.  I do however have ancestry from the Rhineland for sure, so it at least got that right.

It claims my British ancestry is from London (  :rolleyes: ), Manchester, Glasgow, Lancashire, Merseyside, West Midlands, Belfast, West Yorkshire, Tyne and Wear, and South Yorkshire.  Of those, I for sure have ancestors who came from the West Riding... I even know what towns they came from (Rillington and Scampston), Lancashire, and Belfast.  I also have ancestry from Wiltshire (town of Great Cheverell).

So yeah, it's getting better.


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The Minsky Moment

Trump's 23 and me was hacked and released:

74.8% German.  But the wrong kind of German, you know what I mean
8.2% Greenlander
7.5% Ponginae
4.6% Mexican rapist
3.0% Chinese bank account
1.0% snips
0.6% snails
0.3% dog tails

And 100% Putin's bitch.


The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.
--Joan Robinson

derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on October 30, 2020, 12:39:23 PM
Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:
Mine is now: more accurate.

66.8%  French and German
23.3%  British and Irish
4.5%    Scandinavian
5.3%    Broadly NW European
0.1%    Unassigned

It further says the 'French and German' is from Hesse, the Rhineland, and Westphalia.  This is not entirely correct as I have quite a bit of documented Swiss ancestry as well as some Alsatian.  Interestingly, Ancestry.com does detect the Swiss ancestry.  I do however have ancestry from the Rhineland for sure, so it at least got that right.

It claims my British ancestry is from London (  :rolleyes: ), Manchester, Glasgow, Lancashire, Merseyside, West Midlands, Belfast, West Yorkshire, Tyne and Wear, and South Yorkshire.  Of those, I for sure have ancestors who came from the West Riding... I even know what towns they came from (Rillington and Scampston), Lancashire, and Belfast.  I also have ancestry from Wiltshire (town of Great Cheverell).

So yeah, it's getting better.




Do you trust 23 and me more than Ancestry DNA? 
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

viper37

Quote from: katmai on October 25, 2020, 11:22:18 AM
Quote from: Tamas on October 25, 2020, 04:12:34 AM
Quote from: Tyr on September 18, 2020, 02:04:49 AM
8% Eastern European....

There's hope for you yet, then. :P
i did another services test (my heritage). Came back Friday saying 23% Balkans...WTF!!!?

Time to start digging about your grandmothers' amourous lives before marriage :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

merithyn

Quote from: Tyr on October 25, 2020, 03:14:08 AM
23 and me has updated.
98% British and Irish now. :bleeding:

Mine fits better with my ancestral knowledge, though I'm still a little confused by the Swiss. :hmm: Okay, and the Spanish/Portuguese and Jewish, too, but those are throw-aways, they're so small.

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European                                  100%
   British & Irish                          81.6%
       Greater London
       Greater Manchester
       West Midlands
       Merseyside
       Tyne and Wear (:unsure:)
       Glasgow City
       West Yorkshire
       Lancashire
       Carmathenshire (Wales?)
       City of Bristol
   French & German                     17.2%
       Grisons, Switzerland
   Broadly Northwestern European  0.5%
Southern European                       0.4%
   Spanish & Portuguese   
Ashkenazi Jewish                          0.3%             
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Josquius

Tyne and Wear includes the original Washington, George Washingtons ancestral home. Could point to a relation there :p
(well. Him and a bunch of other Geordies but hey ho)

It is weird that large cities are always disproportionately marked. Historically they didn't dominate to the extent they do today.
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