How to prank your mailman

[Jacob]

Have you spoken to the mail carrier and discussed the tree in question to see if there's something that can be done to address the situation in a mutually satisfactory way?

[Ed Anger]

The mail jerk can do his fucking job and zip it.

[derspiess]

Have you spoken to the mail carrier and discussed the tree in question to see if there's something that can be done to address the situation in a mutually satisfactory way?

[DontSayBanana]

Oddly enough, the mail lady that covers my home is an old friend of Mom's, and the mailman who covers the place where I work is pretty chatty and friendly.

Now the FedEx guy, however... that dude comes into the office, picks up packages, never says a word, and looks like he's going to run away screaming whenever you say "hello" to him.  Strange dude, and coming from me, that's a lot.

[Caliga]

My mail lady is very nice and never complains.  She's also a non union contractor.  I wonder if there's a connection.

[Malthus]

I've never laid eyes on my mailperson, or had any sort of interaction with him or her whatsoever. As far as I am aware, my mail magically appears in my mailbox. 

[Ed Anger]

Don't notice the proles.

[Valmy]

Our mail gets delivered to some sort of lame mail box a few blocks from our house.  No Mail people ever get close enough to my house to bug me.

[Jacob]

Have you spoken to the mail carrier and discussed the tree in question to see if there's something that can be done to address the situation in a mutually satisfactory way?