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Started by merithyn, September 25, 2013, 11:17:30 AM

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Eddie Teach

Sometimes I water my cats. They do not approve.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 08, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
Sometimes I water my cats. They do not approve.

Do you like when they water on you?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: garbon on October 08, 2013, 08:22:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 08, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
Sometimes I water my cats. They do not approve.

Do you like when they water on you?

They're not resourceful enough to access the faucets.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 08, 2013, 08:44:10 AM
Quote from: garbon on October 08, 2013, 08:22:24 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 08, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
Sometimes I water my cats. They do not approve.

Do you like when they water on you?

They're not resourceful enough to access the faucets.

I wasn't thinking that sort of water...:shifty:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Malthus

Well, this is one strange thread diversion.  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 08, 2013, 08:55:43 AM
Yeah, well I don't pee on them either.

Pisses them off something fierce.  From what I understand.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

grumbler

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 08, 2013, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 08, 2013, 10:19:09 AM
Well, this is one strange thread diversion.  :hmm:

You will be watered.
He is from earth, and thus too weak to water.  He'll either be watered, or follow Kipling's advice:

"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to water what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and water your brains
         An' go to your Gawd like a Gorian. "
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!