19-year-old Dutch kid ready to clean up the ocean

[garbon]

Yeah, Larch, come on dude.  We're Americans.  We can't learn to do stuff like that.  You're just going to have to kill us all.

I don't think it is can't, just won't. We're a nation of special people and special people don't reuse.

[lustindarkness]

Yeah, Larch, come on dude.  We're Americans.  We can't learn to do stuff like that.  You're just going to have to kill us all.

I can go there and teach you.  For a reasonable fee.

Were good at killing ourselves already, but thank you for the offer.

[jimmy olsen]

Serious question: is there really that much trash in the ocean?  I know there's that Pacific Garbage Patch thing, but isn't that in the part of the ocean that's basically a 'desert' and doesn't have much surface life?

I wonder why? 

[Maximus]

 

Yeah, Larch, come on dude.  We're Americans.  We can't learn to do stuff like that.  You're just going to have to kill us all.

I can go there and teach you.  For a reasonable fee.

Were good at killing ourselves already, but thank you for the offer.