Teenage exorcists go to UK, source of evil: Harry Potter

Started by Syt, September 09, 2013, 08:26:10 AM

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Neil

#45
September 09, 2013, 07:52:55 PM
Good old Archie Bunker.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Grallon

#46
September 09, 2013, 07:58:12 PM
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

CountDeMoney

#47
September 09, 2013, 08:00:06 PM
Quote from: Grallon on September 09, 2013, 07:58:12 PM
Are you wishing me dead Money?

No, sweetheart.  I'm wishing your post didn't make me regurgitate my dinner.   :P

lustindarkness

#48
September 09, 2013, 08:00:46 PM
As long as it was not by PM.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Grallon

#49
September 09, 2013, 08:00:53 PM
"Clearly, a civilization that feels guilty for everything it is and does will lack the energy and conviction to defend itself."

~Jean-François Revel

CountDeMoney

#50
September 09, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
There's no way in hell my browser is touching anything with "gaysexfind" in it.  It would only feel confused and slightly curious after a few beers.

garbon

#51
September 09, 2013, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
There's no way in hell my browser is touching anything with "gaysexfind" in it.  It would only feel confused and slightly curious after a few beers.

It was cheesy, trashy, twink porn with a music track.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

#52
September 09, 2013, 10:47:46 PM
Did it have Carol O'Connor?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

#53
September 10, 2013, 07:12:18 AM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 01:27:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 09:03:33 AM
I bet chunky in turquoise likes it in the pooper

Do any women *really* like it?  :unsure:
Porno wouldn't lie to us. They all like it, they just don't know it yet.
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garbon

#54
September 10, 2013, 04:11:55 PM
Since this thread seems to be all about it - has anyone heard of cock sheaths? I was just reading this week's column from Dan Savage (in Baltimore City Paper as they always put it up first, though it is odd to be reading an article that they say was posted on 9/11/2013) and I'd heard nothing about them!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#55
September 10, 2013, 04:13:24 PM
Wouldn't a condom be a cock sheath?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

garbon

#56
September 10, 2013, 04:15:12 PM
Not in this parlance. Essentially it sounds like a strap on for men.

Cock sheaths—for those of you who haven't visited a sex-toy shop in a while—are a popular new sex toy that allows an average dude to be huge, and a huge dude to be ridiculous. They're pliable-but-firm hollow dildos that a guy wears over his dick. The dude slides his hard, lubed-up dick inside the sheath, pulls his balls through a ring at the base that prevents the sheath from sliding off, and proceeds to bang away at his partner's hole(s) like a porn star.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#57
September 10, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Now the girl on the right, I'd ride her thru the barnyard.

Yeah, she's got kind of a young Kathy Ireland look to her.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#58
September 10, 2013, 04:16:31 PM
Then no.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

#59
September 10, 2013, 04:25:37 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 10, 2013, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 07:32:05 PM
Now the girl on the right, I'd ride her thru the barnyard.

Yeah, she's got kind of a young Kathy Ireland look to her.
Hey, you're right.  I wonder if her voice is as annoying as Kathy's is. :hmm:
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