NFL Week 1: The Official 1st Thread of NFL Week MegaThreads

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derspiess

#165
September 09, 2013, 08:17:16 PM
To quote The Onion re: RG3

"As Cam Newton and Mark Sanchez have both proven in recent years, one solid season as a rookie quarterback all but guarantees years of uninterrupted success in the NFL"
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Neil

#166
September 09, 2013, 08:17:41 PM
In the battle between the two most overhyped things in the NFL, it looks like the Eagles new offence is victorious.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Neil

#167
September 09, 2013, 08:24:56 PM
Is it just me, or is this game really dragging?
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

derspiess

#168
September 09, 2013, 08:25:56 PM
I like those huge Fedex Field screens.  Per the Bengals contract with Hamilton County, the county must pay for new HD scoreboards once 14 NFL teams have them.  Now that that point has been reached, the Bengals can demand the new screens for next season.  Probably a good idea to get off to get to a winning record first, though.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Valmy

#169
September 09, 2013, 08:26:51 PM
Man this is an OLD SCHOOL Eagles-Redskins game!  And by that I mean it resembles one played between 2000 and 2009  :(
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#170
September 09, 2013, 08:26:56 PM
Who cares, it's hilarious.  With each yard the Eagles make, I can sense The Danny trying to decide which fans to sue.

CountDeMoney

#171
September 09, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 08:25:56 PM
I like those huge Fedex Field screens.  Per the Bengals contract with Hamilton County, the county must pay for new HD scoreboards once 14 NFL teams have them.  Now that that point has been reached, the Bengals can demand the new screens for next season.  Probably a good idea to get off to get to a winning record first, though.

Mike Brown is so cheap, he'd just put a newer, smaller screen on top of the old one that doesn't work.

Ed Anger

#172
September 09, 2013, 08:31:19 PM
Get out the pliers.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#173
September 09, 2013, 08:33:21 PM
derspiess would get promoted to Assistant Aluminum Foil Engineer.

Ed Anger

#174
September 09, 2013, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:33:21 PM
derspiess would get promoted to Assistant Aluminum Foil Engineer.

The pictures he prints out? They come from Mike Brown's old Polaroid.

Spicy has to buy the film.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#175
September 09, 2013, 08:52:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: derspiess on September 09, 2013, 08:25:56 PM
I like those huge Fedex Field screens.  Per the Bengals contract with Hamilton County, the county must pay for new HD scoreboards once 14 NFL teams have them.  Now that that point has been reached, the Bengals can demand the new screens for next season.  Probably a good idea to get off to get to a winning record first, though.
Mike Brown is so cheap, he'd just put a newer, smaller screen on top of the old one that doesn't work.

THE COUNTY IS PAYING FOR IT

All $10 million :lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#176
September 09, 2013, 08:53:24 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2013, 08:38:03 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 09, 2013, 08:33:21 PM
derspiess would get promoted to Assistant Aluminum Foil Engineer.

The pictures he prints out? They come from Mike Brown's old Polaroid.

Spicy has to buy the film.

It was only like that 2 years ago!  Goddamned thermal printers :bleeding:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

derspiess

#177
September 09, 2013, 08:55:07 PM
Love the Discount Daaable Check commercial.  Grill Class :lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

#178
September 09, 2013, 08:55:16 PM
Andy! Shake the picture for a few seconds!
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

derspiess

#179
September 09, 2013, 09:05:31 PM
Yeah, I got heckled enough already by those damned Chicago polacks in the front row, thanks :angry:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall
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