Investment bank intern dies after pulling three all nighters in a row

Started by Syt, August 20, 2013, 11:11:10 PM

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My guess is he's involved in issuing corporate debt or equities, maybe managing cash balances. 

CountDeMoney


alfred russel

Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 21, 2013, 08:26:47 PM
Whatever it is, it's probably soulless and immoral.

Probably.

QuoteSo... an accountant? :unsure:

Applied accounting is a big part of it.
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Quote from: merithyn on August 21, 2013, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 21, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
Corporate finance.

So... an accountant? :unsure:

Accountants always say they are in corporate finance. The ones at my firm do too. I tried to tell them that means banking, but they are sure accounts payable is "finance".  :P
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alfred russel

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 21, 2013, 09:03:39 PM

Accountants always say they are in corporate finance. The ones at my firm do too. I tried to tell them that means banking, but they are sure accounts payable is "finance".  :P

I came up through treasury.  :P

But accounting is a part of finance, so they aren't really wrong. At a certain point the difference is small between coming up with numbers (accounting) and projecting what numbers will be under difference scenarios and interpreting the numbers (more traditional finance).
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

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Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 21, 2013, 09:03:39 PM
Quote from: merithyn on August 21, 2013, 08:01:16 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on August 21, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
Corporate finance.

So... an accountant? :unsure:

Accountants always say they are in corporate finance. The ones at my firm do too. I tried to tell them that means banking, but they are sure accounts payable is "finance".  :P
accounts payable is barely accounting, let alone finance :P
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merithyn

Quote from: Caliga on August 22, 2013, 05:07:48 AM
AP people aren't accountants.  A monkey could work in AP.

I worked in AP as a temp for six months. :)

Now I work in billing. Neither have been particularly taxing, I assure you. :glare:
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I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Syt

Quote from: Caliga on August 22, 2013, 05:07:48 AM
AP people aren't accountants.  A monkey could work in AP.

I worked in AP for five years and agree.
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