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Have you ever paid a bribe?

Started by Savonarola, July 09, 2013, 02:43:39 PM

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Have you ever paid a bribe?

Yes
7 (17.1%)
No
33 (80.5%)
I've taken bribes
1 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 40

PRC

Paid several... one in Mexico, a few in Indonesia and a few in Malaysia and Thailand.

Ed Anger

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CountDeMoney

Nope.  Never paid one and never taken one in any profession where it would be illegal.

jimmy olsen

Nope. Never have, not even in the Philippines.
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Admiral Yi

Closest I've come is buying a drink for the karaoke DJ so I don't have to wait as long to sing.

To those who have, I imagine the recipient makes it pretty clear he wants a bribe?  I ask because last time I was in Jamaica I was sitting on the beach at night with a Dutch guy who lights up a splif.  Copper materializes out of thin air, Dutchman chucks the splif in the sand.  I start schmoozing and brown nosing the copper when this other dimbulb I'm sitting with blurts out "if there's a fine we could pay it now, to you."

:bleeding:

I gotta figure that's not the way it's done.

Copper liked my brown nosing and let Dutchy go with a warning to smoke in the hotel, ,not on the beach.

Josquius

Why no data for so many western countries? :hmm:


I'm quite afraid of corruption and bribery. Mostly because I hate spending money. But also because I doubt I'd be very good at picking up on the signals that its what I have to do.
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Sheilbh

Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2013, 07:05:13 PM
Why no data for so many western countries? :hmm:
I imagine they're less of a priority for Transparency International.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
when this other dimbulb I'm sitting with blurts out "if there's a fine we could pay it now, to you."

:bleeding:

I gotta figure that's not the way it's done.

:lol:

garbon

Quote from: Sheilbh on July 09, 2013, 07:08:11 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 09, 2013, 07:05:13 PM
Why no data for so many western countries? :hmm:
I imagine they're less of a priority for Transparency International.

Whereas those shifty Canadians...
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fhdz

Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 09, 2013, 07:02:38 PM
To those who have, I imagine the recipient makes it pretty clear he wants a bribe?  I ask because last time I was in Jamaica I was sitting on the beach at night with a Dutch guy who lights up a splif.  Copper materializes out of thin air, Dutchman chucks the splif in the sand.  I start schmoozing and brown nosing the copper when this other dimbulb I'm sitting with blurts out "if there's a fine we could pay it now, to you."

:bleeding:

I gotta figure that's not the way it's done.

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Razgovory

Nope. It's just very uncommon here in the US.   Odd that they didn't have any data on the US, UK, France, Russia or China.  I'm under the impression that bribery is extremely common in Russia, fairly common in China and not unheard of in France.
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Pedrito

It's incredible that after 27 posts Italy isn't even nominated :yeah:

Bribes as a way to ease one's everyday work, it never happened to me; in middle east countries for Holiday, yes every time I go there.

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