Pork-Laced Ammo Designed to Send Muslims to Hell

Started by garbon, June 25, 2013, 08:48:49 AM

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Darth Wagtaros

#30
June 25, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
No unicorns though.  Sure as he was born, Noah forgot the unicorn.
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Admiral Yi

#31
June 25, 2013, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on June 25, 2013, 12:25:55 PM
No unicorns though.  Sure as he was born, Noah forgot the unicorn.

You can't pin that on Noah.

derspiess

#32
June 25, 2013, 12:27:31 PM
I was getting a little bored with the Zombie ammo.  This might fill the void.  Then I guess I could do my own whenever I start reloading.
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Valmy

#33
June 25, 2013, 12:28:00 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 25, 2013, 12:22:13 PM
After rechecking my sources, you are right. In Judaism only the dead animal is unpure/unclean. In islam the living animal is unpure/unclean. Though in islam only dogs and pigs are in this category.

But, were there pigs on the ark?

Islam hates cute animals. :weep:
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MadImmortalMan

#34
June 25, 2013, 12:28:34 PM
So, injecting a bullet laced with pork-infested paint into the body of a dude would in fact be halal/unclean. But if he died from it, martyrdom would cleanse his soul anyway. If a dude got shot but did not die, however, he would go to hell once he later dies unless he later finds another way to martyr himself.

So....pork bullets can potentially create more suicide bombers.
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Ed Anger

#35
June 25, 2013, 12:49:35 PM
Pass. I don't think paper targets that I shoot at have a soul.
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Siege

#37
June 25, 2013, 12:53:30 PM
Ya min later-days.


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garbon

#38
June 25, 2013, 01:41:38 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on June 25, 2013, 12:28:34 PM
So, injecting a bullet laced with pork-infested paint into the body of a dude would in fact be halal/unclean. But if he died from it, martyrdom would cleanse his soul anyway. If a dude got shot but did not die, however, he would go to hell once he later dies unless he later finds another way to martyr himself.

So....pork bullets can potentially create more suicide bombers.

Seems to me that getting shot with a pork bullet wouldn't be an issue.

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Generally I don't think people desire to get shot with (pork) bullets.
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