Pork-Laced Ammo Designed to Send Muslims to Hell

Started by garbon, June 25, 2013, 08:48:49 AM

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The Larch

Quote from: Razgovory on June 25, 2013, 09:25:37 AM
I think there's some weird belief that pigs are to Muslims in the same way that garlic is to vampires.

There have been cases, at least in Italy and Catalonia, of populist local politicians that, upon knowing of a project to raise a mosque in their cities, called for pigs to be taken to the site so it wouldn't be able to be built there. Ignorance or real religious edict, I don't know, but my money would be on rabid bigotry.

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Quote from: The Larch on June 25, 2013, 09:30:10 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 25, 2013, 09:25:37 AM
I think there's some weird belief that pigs are to Muslims in the same way that garlic is to vampires.

There have been cases, at least in Italy and Catalonia, of populist local politicians that, upon knowing of a project to raise a mosque in their cities, called for pigs to be taken to the site so it wouldn't be able to be built there. Ignorance or real religious edict, I don't know, but my money would be on rabid bigotry.

We had a similar case here when some hayseeds had pig races around a mosque being built.  Mostly this confused the Muslims involved.
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Viking

sigh.. if only I thought this had any more effect that merely reducing the ballistic properties of the munition....
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Siege

This pork thing is non-sense.
Touching pork, as in dead pig, not alive pig, creates inpurity of the soul, but I have never heard that it affects a muslim "martyr" entrance into their paradise, since the act of "martyrdom" cleanses all his sins, including touching pork.

I smell oxymoron.


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Valmy

Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Touching pork, as in dead pig, not alive pig, creates inpurity of the soul

Dang really?  I cannot even ask a Muslim to pass the bacon?  Huh, go figure.
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Siege

Quote from: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2013, 12:02:35 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
I smell oxymoron.

That word doesn't mean what you think it means. :nerd:

What? You mean John Travolta was wrong in that movie "Oscar".


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"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

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Viking

Quote from: Valmy on June 25, 2013, 12:02:00 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Touching pork, as in dead pig, not alive pig, creates inpurity of the soul

Dang really?  I cannot even ask a Muslim to pass the bacon?  Huh, go figure.

The pig is an unclean animal. This is the living pig. There isn't merely a dietary restriction on eating pork. Apparently God created an animal that was unclean and immoral.

BTW, siegy, how could Noah remain ritually pure while tending pigs on the ark?
Corrolary: If there were no pigs on the ark how did they survive?
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Siege

Quote from: Viking on June 25, 2013, 12:14:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 25, 2013, 12:02:00 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Touching pork, as in dead pig, not alive pig, creates inpurity of the soul

Dang really?  I cannot even ask a Muslim to pass the bacon?  Huh, go figure.

The pig is an unclean animal. This is the living pig. There isn't merely a dietary restriction on eating pork. Apparently God created an animal that was unclean and immoral.

BTW, siegy, how could Noah remain ritually pure while tending pigs on the ark?
Corrolary: If there were no pigs on the ark how did they survive?

As I say, you can touch living pig all you want. The inpurity comes from touching the dead animal.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


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Viking

Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:17:20 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 25, 2013, 12:14:31 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 25, 2013, 12:02:00 PM
Quote from: Siege on June 25, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Touching pork, as in dead pig, not alive pig, creates inpurity of the soul

Dang really?  I cannot even ask a Muslim to pass the bacon?  Huh, go figure.

The pig is an unclean animal. This is the living pig. There isn't merely a dietary restriction on eating pork. Apparently God created an animal that was unclean and immoral.

BTW, siegy, how could Noah remain ritually pure while tending pigs on the ark?
Corrolary: If there were no pigs on the ark how did they survive?

As I say, you can touch living pig all you want. The inpurity comes from touching the dead animal.


After rechecking my sources, you are right. In Judaism only the dead animal is unpure/unclean. In islam the living animal is unpure/unclean. Though in islam only dogs and pigs are in this category.

But, were there pigs on the ark?
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Viking on June 25, 2013, 12:22:13 PM
But, were there pigs on the ark?

Only ones I'm sure about are alligators, geese, camels, chimpanzees, cats, rats, and elephants.  Those are documented.