Jury acquits escort shooter

[garbon]

Dorsey wasnt Dgullers full call sign back then IIRC. Wasnt it like Dorsey4(insert something stupid)

It's why I call him D4Guller.

[11B4V]

Heisman

That was it. What DG so embarrassed about?

[MadBurgerMaker]

Well Ken Dorsey was pretty awful. Noodle arm. Slow. Just bad.

[11B4V]

Dorsey wasnt Dgullers full call sign back then IIRC. Wasnt it like Dorsey4(insert something stupid)

It's why I call him D4Guller.

Like I said, Dguller's come a long way from D4H. Kind of like Grumbler.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I mean, hey, maybe toss it to Andre Johnson or maybe Kellen Winslow's retarded kid, maybe a dump off to Frank Gore (Willis McGahee had blown up his knee earlier, so he wasn't an option anymore).  Ken Dorsey didn't do any of that.  Instead, Ken Dorsey noodle armed it to no one and ended up not being able to beat Ohio State with what was basically the first round of the NFL Draft surrounding him and on the sidelines.  Pathetic. 

I'd change my name in shame too.

E:  Shit I forgot about Roscoe Parrish.  He was a WR on that team too.  So was Devin Hester, although he might have redshirted that year.  He was on the team though.  *I* could win a bunch of college games as their QB with those kinds of players around.  Like, right now me, not 21 or 22 year old me.

[Neil]

See, but if you age Ken Dorsey, he could have lost a QB competition in the CFL to Cleo Lemon.

And the Panthers want that guy teaching Cam Newton the moves?

[Ideologue]

Of course, to be fair, we live in a country where all you need for an outcome like this is a single dumbfuck juror, right?

Just one of the twelve...?

I wouldn't think so.  The question of whether when a prostitute takes money after sunset without rendering services it constitutes a theft in the nighttime should have been decided by the judge, as a question of law.  The jury, appropriately charged, would have decided, as a question of fact, whether this prostitute kept the money, whether she did not render services, and I guess whether or not it was actually nighttime.

[CountDeMoney]

Like, right now me, not 21 or 22 year old me.

[DGuller]

Dorsey wasnt Dgullers full call sign back then IIRC. Wasnt it like Dorsey4(insert something stupid)

It's why I call him D4Guller.

Like I said, Dguller's come a long way from D4H. Kind of like Grumbler.

You know, I think I'm a pretty good sport about being teased, but I have no sense of humor about having my honesty questioned.  I would appreciate it if you fucked off with that bullshit.  Thanks.

[11B4V]

Where's Marty at? He on a sabbatical?

[The Brain]

No one has ever questioned my honesty.

[DontSayBanana]

Prosecutors still done fucked up, IMO.  For it to be theft, there should have been an enforceable contract.  Since prostitution is illegal in Texas, there was no such thing.  Ergo, not theft, and no authorization of deadly force.

Also, doesn't Texas have any rules of escalation?  Shooting them in the back as they're leaving still sounds more like murder than deadly force.

[Kleves]

For it to be theft, there should have been an enforceable contract.  Since prostitution is illegal in Texas, there was no such thing.  Ergo, not theft, and no authorization of deadly force.

The contract might have been void. Doesn't mean she gets to keep the money.

[CountDeMoney]

The contract might have been void. Doesn't mean she gets to keep the money.

The contract was for "time";  it was his assumption that sex was part of the deal, an assumption not made clear in the Craigslist ad.  As she spent 20 minutes with him, the contract was fulfilled.   

[Barrister]

Prosecutors still done fucked up, IMO.  For it to be theft, there should have been an enforceable contract.  Since prostitution is illegal in Texas, there was no such thing.  Ergo, not theft, and no authorization of deadly force.

Also, doesn't Texas have any rules of escalation?  Shooting them in the back as they're leaving still sounds more like murder than deadly force.

Please.  Just stop trying to give legal analysis.