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The Ikea Monkey Trial: Trial of the Century!

Started by Malthus, June 04, 2013, 07:46:12 AM

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lustindarkness

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September 13, 2013, 04:12:33 PM
Was the monkey properly spanked for its behaviour?
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Malthus

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September 13, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html

IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked.  :lol:
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garbon

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September 13, 2013, 04:33:23 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html

IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked.  :lol:

Those who deal with the law seem so petty.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Barrister

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September 13, 2013, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: garbon on September 13, 2013, 04:33:23 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 13, 2013, 04:16:12 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 13, 2013, 03:59:17 PM
IKEA monkey lady does not get her monkey back.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/09/13/toronto-ikea-monkey-custody-decision.html

IKEA monkey lady should not have lied to the court about where she got the monkey. Get caught bare-facedly lying, and generally speaking you are fucked.  :lol:

Those who deal with the law seem so petty.

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