Valmy, I guess I owe you an apology... or Belief'o'matic

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PDH

#120
May 19, 2009, 07:52:25 AM
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Ed Anger

#121
May 19, 2009, 08:01:24 AM
Quote from: Caliga on May 19, 2009, 05:23:30 AM



Would it kill you people to wash your hair once in a while?  :(

:lol:

Join my hatred of the teenager. Together, we will rule the galaxy.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Siege

#122
May 19, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
This is stupid.
I have nothing in commun with Islam.


1.  Orthodox Judaism (100%) 
2.  Islam (93%) 
3.  Sikhism (91%) 
4.  Reform Judaism (83%) 
5.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (75%) 
6.  Baha'i Faith (71%) 
7.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (63%) 
8.  Hinduism (63%) 
9.  Jainism (61%) 
10.  Eastern Orthodox (60%) 
11.  Roman Catholic (60%) 
12.  Seventh Day Adventist (56%) 
13.  Jehovah's Witness (55%) 
14.  Neo-Pagan (54%) 
15.  Liberal Quakers (53%) 
16.  Orthodox Quaker (51%) 
17.  Unitarian Universalism (51%) 
18.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (47%) 
19.  Mahayana Buddhism (44%) 
20.  Theravada Buddhism (41%) 
21.  Scientology (41%) 
22.  Secular Humanism (36%) 
23.  Nontheist (35%) 
24.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%) 
25.  New Age (32%) 
26.  New Thought (31%) 
27.  Taoism (19%) 


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Eddie Teach

#123
May 19, 2009, 08:50:40 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
This is stupid.
I have nothing in commun with Islam.

You like killing people, don't like eating bacon, and think western women are whores.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Valmy

#124
May 19, 2009, 08:54:49 AM Last Edit: May 19, 2009, 09:05:35 AM by Valmy
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
This is stupid.
I have nothing in commun with Islam.

Theologically the Muslims pretty much just copied Judaism and added some stuff and changed some other stuff (God lied about that whole Abraham almost sacrificing Isaac stuff...he actually almost sacrificed Ishmael.  God to the Jews: :nelson)
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Neil

#125
May 19, 2009, 08:55:11 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
This is stupid.
I have nothing in commun with Islam.
Middle-eastern origin, monotheism, poisonous attitude towards women, glorification of violence and combat, use of an incorrect calandar, the reverence of an ancient teacher or prophet, nonsensical dietary rules, a predisposition against reason, an inability to tolerate other religions, a belief that you have been granted mystical, war-related superpowers.

Siege, about the only thing you don't have in common with Islam is facing Mecca to pray.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Siege

#126
May 19, 2009, 09:03:19 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 19, 2009, 08:50:40 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 08:31:22 AM
This is stupid.
I have nothing in commun with Islam.

You like killing people, don't like eating bacon, and think western women are whores.


Untrue.

I don't like killing anyone. Killing is bad. I do my duty fighting muslims, in the process of which, very regrettably, some die of lead poisoning.
I would consider eating turkey or chicken bacon. I never tried it, though.
And I don't think western women are whores. I think most western women are sluts, but not exactly whores, and definitively not all.





"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Valmy

#127
May 19, 2009, 09:04:35 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 09:03:19 AM
I think most western women are sluts

That is what makes Western Culture so superior.  All hail to our glorious sluts!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Siege

#128
May 19, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
That test was completely off.
It says that I have more in commun with Islam than with Reform Judaism!!!


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Valmy

#129
May 19, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
That test was completely off.
It says that I have more in commun with Islam than with Reform Judaism!!!


I think you should just become a Sikh and move on.  I think you would look good in a turban.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Siege

#130
May 19, 2009, 09:10:03 AM
1.  Orthodox Judaism (100%) 
2.  Islam (93%) 
3.  Sikhism (91%) 
4.  Reform Judaism (83%) 
5.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (75%) 


Mormons???

Please....


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

saskganesh

#131
May 19, 2009, 09:19:45 AM
all Mormons have magic sunglasses that Catholic Mexicans like to steal. Praise Moroni!
humans were created in their own image

Neil

#132
May 19, 2009, 09:22:36 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
That test was completely off.
It says that I have more in commun with Islam than with Reform Judaism!!!
You do, once you boil out the minor doctrinal differences.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

Savonarola

#133
May 19, 2009, 09:25:20 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 09:03:19 AM
I would consider eating turkey or chicken bacon. I never tried it, though.

Muslims will eat non-pork bacon as well.  I had beef bacon while in Egypt; it tasted like beef jerky.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Siege

#134
May 19, 2009, 03:02:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 19, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
That test was completely off.
It says that I have more in commun with Islam than with Reform Judaism!!!


I think you should just become a Sikh and move on.  I think you would look good in a turban.


I look better in an Advanced Combat Helmet.   <_<


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"
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