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Started by Josquius, May 18, 2012, 03:13:27 AM

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When was the last time you got laid?

I'm having sex right now
2 (5.3%)
Today
2 (5.3%)
Yesterday
7 (18.4%)
Within the last week
6 (15.8%)
Within the last fortnight
8 (21.1%)
Within the last month
1 (2.6%)
Within the last two months
1 (2.6%)
Within the last three months
0 (0%)
Within the last 6 months
0 (0%)
Within the last year
1 (2.6%)
Within the last two years
2 (5.3%)
Within the last five years
0 (0%)
Within the last 10 years
2 (5.3%)
I'm pretty sure I have done it...way back when....
0 (0%)
Hasn't happened yet
3 (7.9%)
I refuse to even give an anonymous answer
3 (7.9%)

Total Members Voted: 38

Tonitrus

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 18, 2012, 02:22:06 PM
Mrs MIM is said to be way better looking than MIM, insatiably horny, and make lots more money than he does. I'm not sure she exists.  :lol:

I can substantiate the first one.  :ph34r:

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MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?

Well, she is better looking. Our incomes are similar though she used to make a good bit more than me. I caught up.
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Admiral Yi

So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

MadImmortalMan

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

Tonitrus

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

Stock market savvy and Dwarf Fortress skills?  :P

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 02:26:02 PM
I've heard the much better looking, but not the insatiably horny and certainly not the much higher income.

Where did you get those last two from?

The horse's mouth. Though I suppose the info may be outdated.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Admiral Yi

BTW, isn't "get laid" an Americanism?

Caliga

Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: MadImmortalMan on May 18, 2012, 05:59:12 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 18, 2012, 04:14:33 PM
So what exactly do you bring to the deal? :hmm:

There has to be an answer to that question, doesn't there?  :D

Yes, there is, goddammit.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Caliga on May 18, 2012, 07:27:31 PM
Everyone knows it thanks to Shaft, though. :cool:

Betcha Exxon-Mobile BBQ that Squeeze has never heard of Shaft.

merithyn

Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Ed Anger

I need to assemble the chick coterie for a week of hedonism.

I've been...bored lately.
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