Sexual domination is in vogue...so why the fuck am I missing it?

[Martinus]

Women don't want their equal, they want their superior, just as men don't want their equal they want their inferior. This is seen most obviously in the 2-5 year age gap of men over women in all sexually liberated and gender equal societies.

As it's impossible to find anyone who's superior to moi, I'll settle for young, poor and pretty.

We have so much in common.

[CountDeMoney]

Jesus H ball-gagged Christ in a rubber corset, this fad is getting fucking annoying.

[11B4V]

Jesus H ball-gagged Christ in a rubber corset, this fad is getting fucking annoying.

What's change? Is it now soccer mom territory?

[CountDeMoney]

What's change? Is it now soccer mom territory?

Yup.  The Tweener/SoccerMoms have moved on from shiny non-threatening vampires, and have now coopted the BDSM scene.

[11B4V]

What's change? Is it now soccer mom territory?

Yup.  The Tweener/SoccerMoms have moved on from shiny non-threatening vampires, and have now coopted the BDSM scene.

Too bad now it's ruined. Domination comes in many forms; 

http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/02/08/11-hot-female-mma-fighters-not-named-gina-carano/#1

[CountDeMoney]

Well, it's hilarious--my friend told me she and all her little cubicle sisters are reading the 50 Shades books, so now she's all curious and shit.

Naturally, I've been sexting the little whore all about how I'd train her.  She is: nervously intrigued.

[11B4V]

She is: nervously intrigued.

I would call that, "Advantage CdM". 

[CountDeMoney]

I would call that, "Advantage CdM". 

I'm working it, man.  I'm totally working this fucking program with the full court press.

Pros:  She's already confessed to submissive tendencies, and she likes it rough.  Has already pleasured herself at my direction.
Cons:  Absolutely no experience.  Only ever been with 2 men in her life, one of which is her ex-husband.  Just a bit on the chubbo side, but Caliga would approve.  And how.


Magic 8 Ball says:  Signs Point To Hot Wheels Tracks

[Malthus]

Well, it's hilarious--my friend told me she and all her little cubicle sisters are reading the 50 Shades books, so now she's all curious and shit.

Naturally, I've been sexting the little whore all about how I'd train her.  She is: nervously intrigued.

Now get her to send you pics, and post 'em here for us to make snarky comments about. It's a whole other level of humiliation!

[Ed Anger]

I would call that, "Advantage CdM". 

I'm working it, man.  I'm totally working this fucking program with the full court press.

Pros:  She's already confessed to submissive tendencies, and she likes it rough.  Has already pleasured herself at my direction.
Cons:  Absolutely no experience.  Only ever been with 2 men in her life, one of which is her ex-husband.  Just a bit on the chubbo side, but Caliga would approve.  And how.


Magic 8 Ball says:  Signs Point To Hot Wheels Tracks

Invest in a leg spreader.

[fhdz]

 

[Jacob]

Invest in a leg spreader.

Hemp rope.

[The Brain]

Which cane do you plan to use?

[Ideologue]

That's way too long to read right now, but I miss it too.

[Ed Anger]

Invest in a leg spreader.

Hemp rope.

Just say no.