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There's an enormous locust in my kitchen

Started by Pedrito, March 17, 2012, 01:11:59 PM

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garbon

#30
March 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PRC on March 17, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

I invested in this magical, new technology that allows you to keep your windows open but also keeps bugs out.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

#31
March 17, 2012, 06:09:50 PM
Sounds like black magic to me.

Ed Anger

#32
March 17, 2012, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PRC on March 17, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

I invested in this magical, new technology that allows you to keep your windows open but also keeps bugs out.

Also called a Polish boat bottom.
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fhdz

#33
March 17, 2012, 11:18:05 PM
:cheers:
and the horse you rode in on

fhdz

#34
March 17, 2012, 11:18:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 17, 2012, 06:50:37 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PRC on March 17, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

I invested in this magical, new technology that allows you to keep your windows open but also keeps bugs out.

Also called a Polish boat bottom.

:lol:
and the horse you rode in on

Ideologue

#35
March 17, 2012, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PRC on March 17, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

I invested in this magical, new technology that allows you to keep your windows open but also keeps bugs out.

Lets in the contrail chemicals.
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PRC

#36
March 18, 2012, 01:46:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on March 17, 2012, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 17, 2012, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: PRC on March 17, 2012, 03:42:33 PM
You keep yours closed?  What are you, a shut-in?

You don't get many mosquitoes in Canada.

I invested in this magical, new technology that allows you to keep your windows open but also keeps bugs out.

Lets in the contrail chemicals.

Also... fresh air!

DGuller

#37
March 18, 2012, 03:11:04 AM
Quote from: PRC on March 18, 2012, 01:46:30 AM
Also... fresh air!
:huh:  That hasn't been my experience.  Maybe they make different kinds of screens in New Jersey.

Tamas

#38
March 18, 2012, 04:54:15 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on March 17, 2012, 05:53:23 PM
:cheers:

I'll have a rapeshower before going to bed

L.


:lol:


congrats on an epic victory! :cheers:

Pedrito

#39
March 18, 2012, 05:00:29 AM
tonight my wife did not tribute me the adoration I deserved after yesterday's struggle.

I'm disappointed :glare:

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

PDH

#40
March 18, 2012, 10:48:50 AM
You'll like this story, Pedrito:

Once when playing D&D in Jr High, a cricket landed on the table late at night.  My friend Scott shrieked "SPIDER" loud enough to break crystal then jumped straight up, hovered in mid air for a second, then moved in slow motion through the air behind his chair before running out of the room leaving us to defeat the bug with a hastily assembled paper cup trap.

My friend Jay swore Scott did a back-flip while hovering, but I think not.



Anyway, good job in saving your kids from disaster.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Caliga

#41
March 18, 2012, 03:08:24 PM
I hear locusts taste great fried in corn oil and salt. :mmm:
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Pedrito

#42
March 19, 2012, 02:53:01 AM
 :lol: nice story Peedy.

The struggle was not without consequences, though:

right now I'm in bed with 38.5ยบ fever

PTSD!

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Valdemar

#43
March 19, 2012, 03:42:42 AM
Why did you boil it in oil????

And where is the pic of the dead beast?

V

Eddie Teach

#44
March 19, 2012, 03:48:21 AM
QuoteAnd where is the pic of the dead beast?

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