Reason #5,110 to hate lottery winners

[lustindarkness]

Had I won it, the languish party would have been The Awesome.

[Ed Anger]

Hey scum, powerball is up to 400mil+.  GET YOUR TICKET NOW.

And weep bitterly tomorrow about not winning.

[garbon]

Hey scum, powerball is up to 400mil+.  GET YOUR TICKET NOW.

And weep bitterly tomorrow about not winning.

Pass/

[Ed Anger]

More tickets for me.

Only bought 5 tickets. Win, and 6 chicks at one time.

[garbon]

I'm sure you were about to purchase tickets in the village.

I read an article about people no longer getting as interested at times when payouts are less than 100 mil. They had some guy who had one 70 mil who still buys his quick picks saying that if you aren't playing when it is at 40 mil, you've something wrong in the head. Ermm...

[Ed Anger]

I only buy for the big jackpots.

I still occasionally buy the scratch off tickets. And have fairly good luck.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm shit outta luck anyway.  Money's better spent on smokes.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I'm shit outta luck anyway.  Money's better spent on smokes.

Don't worry.  I got your back when I win.  FREE EVE ONLINE JUST FOR YOU!

[Ed Anger]

I'm gonna found the Ed Anger Center of Misogyny and Patarichy.

[Ideologue]

More tickets for me.

Only bought 5 tickets. Win, and 6 chicks at one time.

Not 400?  Maybe 500 if you buy wholesale.

I think DG has a gonnegtion.

[Ed Anger]

More tickets for me.

Only bought 5 tickets. Win, and 6 chicks at one time.

Not 400?  Maybe 500 if you buy wholesale.

I think DG has a gonnegtion.

Even I have my limits.

[Ed Anger]

I didn't even get a single number. 

[Phillip V]

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/16/winning-the-lottery-but-keeping-your-job/

[Ed Anger]

Back up over 400 million. Spent 8 bucks of my folding money on a chance to have wives in every European country.

[garbon]

I'd suggest sliding that money into a discretionary fund for downtrodden languishites. I think you'd get more bang for your buck that way.