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Reason #5,110 to hate lottery winners

Started by CountDeMoney, March 16, 2012, 05:07:41 AM

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Ed Anger

#180
May 16, 2013, 08:22:48 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on May 16, 2013, 08:21:13 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2013, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 16, 2013, 08:14:16 PM
I'd start a wargamer retirement community.  :bowler:

Martha, why are all these people wearing black Das Reich t-shirts?
:D


All in XXXXL
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katmai

#181
May 16, 2013, 08:25:13 PM
So wearing it as a mumu?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#182
May 16, 2013, 08:26:23 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 16, 2013, 08:25:13 PM
So wearing it as a mumu?

:lol:

The wargame and diabeetus ranch.
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jimmy olsen

#183
May 16, 2013, 08:27:34 PM
$550 million. I wonder what my parents would do with that if they won? 'Round the world cruise?  :hmm:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-powerball-jackpot-20130516,0,1378623.story
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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katmai

#184
May 16, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
I'd send Timmay to Mars.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#185
May 16, 2013, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 16, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
I'd send Timmay to Mars.

The sun would be better.
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katmai

#186
May 16, 2013, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2013, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 16, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
I'd send Timmay to Mars.

The sun would be better.


Dammit you weren't suppose to tell him till after he's on the rocket!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Ed Anger

#187
May 16, 2013, 08:43:45 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 16, 2013, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 16, 2013, 08:31:04 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 16, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
I'd send Timmay to Mars.

The sun would be better.


Dammit you weren't suppose to tell him till after he's on the rocket!

He doesn't read these threads. He's too busy jacking off to his RSS feed.
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CountDeMoney

#188
May 16, 2013, 09:40:36 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 16, 2013, 08:14:16 PM
I'd start a wargamer retirement community.  :bowler:

Between all the bad eyesight, Parkinson's and naps, that would be a hoot.

Razgovory

#189
May 16, 2013, 11:36:02 PM
I've been thinking, I really need to win the lottery.  Maybe I'll write the lottery commission and see if they can work something out.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Phillip V

#190
May 17, 2013, 02:58:25 AM
I would play Powerball for fun; wish they had an online option. Do I have to go to a physical gas station for ticket buying?

Eddie Teach

#191
May 17, 2013, 06:09:32 AM
What would lottery ticket buying be if you didn't get silently judged by a gas station clerk making minimum wage?  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Phillip V

#192
May 17, 2013, 06:27:47 AM
There's just much more opportunity cost and physical risk (well beyond the ticket price) for traveling to/inside a gas station rather than clicking from the comfort of my home. :(

merithyn

#193
May 17, 2013, 07:54:18 AM Last Edit: May 17, 2013, 07:55:54 AM by merithyn
Quote from: 11B4V on May 16, 2013, 08:14:27 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 16, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
Methow Valley is one of favorites, but based on your apparent desires...the area just south of Mount Adams and north of the Columbia River would probably be ideal. 

West of Centralia is definitely more wetter, timber country.  If you had meant Aberdeen area?  Reconsider. 

Better yet...with 400 million?  San Juan Island has farm land.
You bet

You cant beat that

:blink:

Where is this mythical Meth-Ow Valley? :hmm:

EDIT: Nevermind. I looked it up. It's four hours from Seattle, which kind of makes for a killer commute for Max.

Way to tease me. :glare:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney

#194
May 17, 2013, 08:08:25 AM
That's a bullshit photo.  They PhotoShopped Julie Andrews out.
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