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Started by jimmy olsen, March 13, 2012, 08:08:16 PM

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Caliga

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derspiess

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PDH

Around here it is Kum-N-Go...and it should be called "Meth-N-Out"

I don't even touch the gasoline there...
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Quote from: derspiess on March 13, 2012, 08:42:06 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 13, 2012, 08:24:27 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:21:19 PM
Even I know better than that. :console:

Let us not mention the 2 for 2.22 slices of pizza there.  :blush:

Yikes.  First off, just about every Speedway around here is like a leper colony.  No clue what attracts so much riff-raff.  Secondly, I get a Crohn's flare-up just looking at any gas station food. 

You're a brave man.

I wanted to stick my dick in Golden Corral's Chocolate Wonderfall.
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No 7-11 here, either, despite them saturating the TV with ads for it some of their stuff.   :mad:
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Caliga

The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).
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jimmy olsen

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The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"
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Caliga

Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy Tthe Way"
So Koreans can't spell either?  Cool. :cool:
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derspiess

Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

Yep.  I miss WaWa and their hogies.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Caliga

I mainly remember them for their coffee.  At that time, every other convenience store around there had horrible coffee.
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garbon

Quote from: Caliga on March 13, 2012, 08:56:43 PM
The king of convenience stores, despite the idiotic name, is WaWa (in the mid-Atlantic region).

I don't think so. I mean everyone is always so excited because of their deli food, and while nice, I'm not sure that's why one goes to a convenience store.
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Tonitrus

Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

They should franchise into Nevada.

garbon

Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2012, 08:53:39 PM
Around here it is Kum-N-Go...

I took a photo. I didn't think Wyoming was so...enlightened.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

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Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convienence store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"

I recall Japan has some 7-11s, but the big chain was Family Mart.  The Egg Dog was pretty good.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Tonitrus on March 13, 2012, 11:00:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on March 13, 2012, 08:59:20 PM
The best name I've seen for a convenience store is shockingly from Korea, "Buy The Way"

I recall Japan has some 7-11s, but the big chain was Family Mart.  The Egg Dog was pretty good.
Korea has Family Mart as well.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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