Sex is dangerous

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Sex related injuries (totally safe for work)

Too much sex with Maxim hottie injures AC Milan's Boateng

Read more: http://www.canada.com/news/much+with+Maxim+hottie+injures+Milan+Boateng/6055825/story.html#ixzz1nEAw91qM

AC Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng is out a month with a thigh injury, and the reason may be that he's knocking boots too often with girlfriend Melissa Satta.The Italian side confirmed recently that the oft-injured midfielder is out of action yet again, but Goal.com quotes Satta from a Vanity Fair article, who also used to date retired Italian footballer Christian Vieri, saying that his regular spot on the injury list may be because they're having sex seven to 10 times a week.
"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point," Satta told Vanity Fair. "My favourite position is on top so I can take control."
Boateng's club hasn't yet responded to the allegation that his regular injuries result from sex, but it did release a statement confirming his latest injury and the length of time he would be out of play.
"Boateng has sustained a muscular lesion in his left thigh and the estimated time of recovery is around four weeks, unless there are complications," the club said in a statement posted on its website.
Boateng's sexual activity may be the thing that will keep him out of eight games with the club including a Champions League match with Arsenal to take place on February 15.
Satta, 25, is an Italian-American model otherwise known for appearing in Maxim Magazine and for featuring in the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. She has allegedly been dating Boateng since October 2011 and before that was with Christian Vieri for five years

Read more: http://www.canada.com/news/much+with+Maxim+hottie+injures+Milan+Boateng/6055825/story.html#ixzz1nEAropaZ

Is she worth ruining your carreer as a pro-footballer?


I think so

[11B4V]

What a pussy

[CountDeMoney]

Dumbass isn't drinking enough Gatorade during the sessions.

[DontSayBanana]

Dumbass isn't drinking enough Gatorade during the sessions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyJLxtN6Kk

[CountDeMoney]

Dumbass isn't drinking enough Gatorade during the sessions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNyJLxtN6Kk

Fuck Duke, man.

[Eddie Teach]

What a pussy

One would assume.

[lustindarkness]

Don't believe it, video evidence please.

[MadImmortalMan]

If it's worth it, it's worth it. I will not disparage the man.

[Berkut]

She's ok, I guess.

[Warspite]

Fantastic news. He's out of next week's Champions League tie.

[Ideologue]

She's ok, I guess.

She's very pretty, but that lunch lady hairdo ain't doing her any favors.

[The Larch]

Well, he finally played the game they mention and even managed to score, so maybe it wasn't completely right. 

And Melissa Satta is hottttttttttttt!

Out of consideration for people at work, here's a link instead of the picture right away. 
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Melissa-Satta-2.jpg

[The Brain]

During the game??

[Ideologue]

Out of consideration for people at work, here's a link instead of the picture right away. 
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Melissa-Satta-2.jpg

That's better.

Although she would be well-served with a nice asymmetrical bob.

[DontSayBanana]

Well, he finally played the game they mention and even managed to score, so maybe it wasn't completely right. 

And Melissa Satta is hottttttttttttt!

Out of consideration for people at work, here's a link instead of the picture right away. 
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Melissa-Satta-2.jpg

Hotter if the photo editor hadn't completely destroyed her anatomy, at any rate.  Not physically possible.