{AAR} Ed's short attention span theatre.

[Ed Anger]

WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M CRUSADING?

Young future protector of Bohemia gains the 'diligent' trait.

[Ed Anger]

Reinhard grows up...



Polacks step out of line, and I'll make him the King of black bread.

Meanwhile Kaiser Adolf hears of the 'Foot fetish' and is repulsed by such sickening habits coming from the Pope himself. He lashes out...




Disgusting.

[Ideologue]

MB, you're a national treasure, man.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm just not feeling it here.  Gonna go shit on someone else's AAR.

[The Brain]

 

[Ed Anger]

As the Empire prepared to assault the heathens in Spain, the Kaiser's nephew, the King of Poland stabs him in the back. The war of black bread is on. However, the jew hating dog didn't count on Marshal Reinhard Heydrich at the battle of Glogow.



The the war ends suddenly when king Tomaz or whatever drops dead.

We check on Reinhard. He has a son!

[Tonitrus]

How are you able to customize the grandkid's names?

[Ed Anger]

How are you able to customize the grandkid's names?

You can't. I think the game takes the ones you use and tosses them out occasionally.

[Ed Anger]

Also, when I load the save, it says it is 0% difficult now.

[Ed Anger]

The further adventures of As the Welf Turns or Kaiser Adolf gets some 16 year old pussy will be temporarily delayed as real life is grinding my balls.

[Ed Anger]

The beloved Kaiser, savior of the German peoples and Master of the Polack, Adolf Hitler passes away.



His grandson Adolf II, son of the late Reinhard Heydrich Welf, is elected Kaiser! HEIL HITLER! AGAIN!

[Ed Anger]

The World, 1225:

Most of Spain has fallen to the darkies. Only Kaiser Adolf's intervention saved the Duchy of Barcelona. Scotland is gone, and some of France's duchies joined the HRE in respect to Kaiser Adolf's kindness to them. Russia is a mess, but the HRE doesn't give a shit. Sicily was hit hard by the darkies, but Southern Italy was saved and incorporated into the HRE under a Welf duke. Denmark is run by the Brother-in-law of the kaiser.

[jimmy olsen]

You should conquer Venice and Genoa. They print money.

[11B4V]

I see you got those nasty Poles under heel.

[Ed Anger]

A bonus pic: