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Started by jimmy olsen, November 28, 2011, 11:31:51 AM

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jimmy olsen

#30
November 28, 2011, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 28, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
I want a Savannah. It'll never happen though. :(
Why not?
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Viking

#31
November 28, 2011, 03:00:13 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 28, 2011, 02:48:54 PM
I wonder, do monkeys throw feces without discretion? or is it only theirs? Other monkeys?

If you give monkey: tiger shit, will he throw it at you?

That depends on their training. Prussian Monkeys will throw any shit their gefreiter orders them to throw at any target their gefreiter orders them to throw it at.
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Darth Wagtaros

#32
November 28, 2011, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 28, 2011, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 28, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
I want a Savannah. It'll never happen though. :(
Why not?
They are illegal in Mass. and the missus wouldn't allow it even if they weren't. 

I fucking hate monkeys.
PDH!

jimmy olsen

#33
November 28, 2011, 03:09:24 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 28, 2011, 03:08:15 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 28, 2011, 02:51:20 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on November 28, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
I want a Savannah. It'll never happen though. :(
Why not?
They are illegal in Mass. and the missus wouldn't allow it even if they weren't. 

Mass!  :nelson:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Admiral Yi

#34
November 28, 2011, 04:09:46 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Was your dad an organ grinder? :)

HVC

#35
November 28, 2011, 04:27:04 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2011, 04:09:46 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Was your dad an organ grinder? :)
lol no. He was in the portuguese navy during the colonial wars. He found a baby monkey and kept it as a pet. Even brought it back to lisbon. He left it behind when he came to canada and it died a few years later (and or was sold he's not too sure)
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#36
November 28, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
Colonial wars? Just how old is he?
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Admiral Yi

#37
November 28, 2011, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 28, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
Colonial wars? Just how old is he?

Dude, Portugal was fighting colonial wars in the 70s.

Malthus

#38
November 28, 2011, 05:21:23 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 28, 2011, 05:14:35 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 28, 2011, 05:07:00 PM
Colonial wars? Just how old is he?

Dude, Portugal was fighting colonial wars in the 70s.

Funny part is you could put any of the last five centuries in front of that number!  :D
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Rasputin

#39
November 28, 2011, 05:33:44 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 28, 2011, 11:54:43 AM
I want 3. A hott slave girl, a dragon, and a dodo bird unicorn.

qft
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Eddie Teach

#40
November 28, 2011, 05:52:25 PM
That doesn't break all 3 of Tim's stipulations though. :(
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Rasputin

#41
November 28, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on November 28, 2011, 05:52:25 PM
That doesn't break all 3 of Tim's stipulations though. :(

i wasnt talking about horse with a horn
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Razgovory

#43
November 29, 2011, 01:27:13 AM
I'm happy with my cat.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Capetan Mihali

#44
November 29, 2011, 02:35:16 AM
Cats are the first priority.  I want some beautiful purebreds. A Maine Coon to lighten the mood, a Siamese for my sins, a Persian for aesthetic contemplation, a hairless Sphynx to contemplate motality.  And then round out the gang with a half-dozen or so American shorthair mutts from the street.  All male, definitely.

Dogs are OK but I don't want much to do with them.  Maybe a Doberman in memoriam of my grandmother and to make sure that the USPS employees are really earning their "'extravagant" salaries.

Next, a bunch of peacocks in the back lot if I have it, to tip my hat to F. O'Connor.  And if I lived in Florida, definitely some flamingos.  No other birds interest me except owls, but they are illegal to have as household pets.  :(

Fish are tedious.  Ferrets are disgusting.  Gerbils, hamsters, etc. even more so.   My experience watching others is that rabbits suck as pets.

Then maybe a Xanax-addled chimpanzee with the strength and disposition of Mike Tyson...  :hmm:
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