Video of yours' truly giving a speech

[Barrister]

OMG now I will hear all Hans's posts as if read in my head by a fat guy with a nervous, girly voice. Talk about ruining Languish. 

Substitute Dick Cheney's voice. That should work.

It won't be the same. Once I hear their real voice, the magic of substitution is gone. It would be the same if, say, I heard CdM talking and found out he doesn't really sound like Duffy Duck.

I've heard CdM's voice.  It doesn't sound anything like daffy duck.

Of course I've also heard your voice...

[garbon]

You accepted it, but then you didn't the second time, after I de-friended you.

That would be the long version, yes.

[Martinus]

OMG now I will hear all Hans's posts as if read in my head by a fat guy with a nervous, girly voice. Talk about ruining Languish. 

Substitute Dick Cheney's voice. That should work.

It won't be the same. Once I hear their real voice, the magic of substitution is gone. It would be the same if, say, I heard CdM talking and found out he doesn't really sound like Duffy Duck.

I've heard CdM's voice.  It doesn't sound anything like daffy duck.

Of course I've also heard your voice...

I was told I sound like Ahnuld.

[Barrister]

I was told I sound like Ahnuld.

And you took that as a good thing?   

[MadImmortalMan]

I've heard CdM's voice.  It doesn't sound anything like daffy duck.

True. I'd say it's closer to Tony Soprano. If he was Irish.

[Phillip V]

Can you post the text?

[Viking]

Can you post the text?

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=60;sa=showPosts

[11B4V]

I just gave an one hour speech on short notice yesterday.  Due to lack of preparation it wasn't quite as smooth as I had hoped, but here is the video.

http://www.johnlocke.org/lockerroom/lockerroom.html?id=19824

You look like a Republican

[Tonitrus]

Too much Air Force bashing.   

[Eochaid]

I was told I sound like Ahnuld.

You do? 

Kevin

[Siege]

Can you post the text?

Yeah, is there a text version of Hans' speech?

[Hansmeister]

Sadly, no.

The whole thing was a little too rushed for my taste.  It was a last minute invitation and I had been kicking some things around in my head with not nearly enough time to organize it well.  I had far too much information to fit into the alloted time and had to leave far too much out of it and several points were severely shortened or dropped in its entirety.  Particularly, i wanted to talk about the broken procurement system and the new BfSB.

[merithyn]

You look good. For a Republican, that is.

[Caliga]

Sadly, no.

The whole thing was a little too rushed for my taste.  It was a last minute invitation and I had been kicking some things around in my head with not nearly enough time to organize it well.  I had far too much information to fit into the alloted time and had to leave far too much out of it and several points were severely shortened or dropped in its entirety.  Particularly, i wanted to talk about the broken procurement system and the new BfSB.

What kind of audience did you deliver the speech to?  Old guys, college Republicans, or what?

[Hansmeister]

Sadly, no.

The whole thing was a little too rushed for my taste.  It was a last minute invitation and I had been kicking some things around in my head with not nearly enough time to organize it well.  I had far too much information to fit into the alloted time and had to leave far too much out of it and several points were severely shortened or dropped in its entirety.  Particularly, i wanted to talk about the broken procurement system and the new BfSB.

What kind of audience did you deliver the speech to?  Old guys, college Republicans, or what?

A mostly older audience.  Some members of the state legislature, some judges, several university professors, some political lobbyists, and a couple of retired people.