Dad convinces his kids Ewoks are real, then photoshops them to family pictures

Started by The Larch, September 23, 2011, 03:02:28 AM

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Darth Wagtaros

#15
September 23, 2011, 09:02:20 AM
Quote from: C.C.R. on September 23, 2011, 08:27:40 AM
The overall concept is cute, but Ewoks are soooooo 1983.  Does he sit & play the Atari 2600 with the kids, too?
That would be cool. 
PDH!

Rasputin

#16
September 23, 2011, 12:50:41 PM
Quote from: Martinus on September 23, 2011, 05:13:10 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 23, 2011, 03:35:43 AM
Lying is fun.

Well, as lies that people tell to their children go, this one is rather harmless. At least he is not telling his daughter that there is a bearded asshole in the sky who would make her suffer for eternity if she kissed a girl.

:rolleyes:
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Razgovory

#17
September 23, 2011, 12:55:51 PM
Marty would be hard core religious if toe sucking was the 11th commandment.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

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Eddie Teach

#18
September 23, 2011, 12:56:25 PM
Quote from: C.C.R. on September 23, 2011, 08:27:40 AM
The overall concept is cute, but Ewoks are soooooo 1983.  Does he sit & play the Atari 2600 with the kids, too?

The girl in the photo is too young to be bothered by stuff like that.
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Ed Anger

#21
September 23, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
I wouldn't build a Clan 'mech. Too munchy.
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Neil

#22
September 23, 2011, 02:21:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
I wouldn't build a Clan 'mech. Too munchy.
Indeed.  Your kids will play in their wooden 3025 Locust, and they'll love it.  Especially when the ammo on the useless machine guns cooks off when the bin gets critted.
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Ed Anger

#23
September 23, 2011, 02:33:55 PM
I'd build them an Urbanmech.
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viper37

#24
September 23, 2011, 02:40:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
I wouldn't build a Clan 'mech. Too munchy.
I tought it was something from Cosmos 1999...
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#27
September 23, 2011, 09:22:02 PM
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Zoupa

#28
September 23, 2011, 10:12:31 PM
 :lol:

Barrister

#29
September 23, 2011, 11:35:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 23, 2011, 01:52:21 PM
I wouldn't build a Clan 'mech. Too munchy.

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