NFL 2011 Week 1

[MadBurgerMaker]

Whoa Steve Slaton sighting!

[CountDeMoney]

Oh fuck, Hines Ward was LAID THE FUCK OUT on that INT.

[Neil]

The best thing about that pick is that Hines Ward got blown the fuck up by JJ.

[CountDeMoney]

A Steeler could be in the grassy knoll and shoot Lincoln in the back of the head for Jodi Foster, and they still wouldn't get tossed.

[MadBurgerMaker]

Aw no shutout for the Texans after Tate fumbled the ball on the Houston ~12 or so then Wayne made a really nice catch in the back of the endzone.

[Neil]

It's funny watching the refs try to bail Pittsburgh out.

[MadBurgerMaker]

   Prevent defense

[Vince]

I'm surprised the Bills have been blanking the Chiefs so far;  not so much about Buffalo's D, which surprisingly has some real talent, but KC's offense has so much more punch than that.

Yi, you're getting the game;  what's KC's issue?  Flaming out, or are the Bills playing that well?

KC turned over the ball multiple times putting the Bills in the red zone.  They fumbled the opening kickoff for God's sake.

The KC offense looks bad and FitzPatrick looks surprisingly good. 

[MadBurgerMaker]

Oh shit Mario Williams just destroyed Kerry Collins.

Oh okay it wasn't as bad on the replay.  I'm not sure why they feel Dallas Clark is going to be able to block that guy though.

[Syt]

Turnovermania.

[Grey Fox]

So, uh, what's up with the Stealers?

[Ed Anger]

So, uh, what's up with the Stealers?

Karma.

[Ed Anger]

The Bungles-Brownshits game just got interesting.

[Grey Fox]

Because of the CFL owning NFL rights in Canada & the simulcast policy. I am now watching Browns vs Bengals, a CBS game, on Fox.

[MadBurgerMaker]

What happened to Joe Buck's voice?  Big baseball game last night or something?  He somehow sounds worse than normal.

Oh okay, I guess I missed something before I changed the channel and everyone is crying or something.  Except Aikman.  He probably doesn't know where he is anyway.