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Started by Martinus, June 15, 2011, 01:10:46 PM

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Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Martinus

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 15, 2011, 08:26:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
QuoteAnyone here dated someone considerably younger and could weigh in

170 lbs.

Is that the total weight of all your kids?

Just my weight.

And I think I wasted that joke on this crowd.

I got it. I just thought it was unfunny. :P

Zoupa

Quote from: crazy canuck on June 15, 2011, 01:14:52 PM
Normally before they became my girlfriend.  But the world has now changed and people meet over the internet.

So true. I miss those days.

Zoupa

Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 15, 2011, 08:26:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
QuoteAnyone here dated someone considerably younger and could weigh in

170 lbs.

Is that the total weight of all your kids?

Just my weight.

And I think I wasted that joke on this crowd.

Dude wtf. Are you 3 feet tall or what. 170!

Martinus

Quote from: Zoupa on June 16, 2011, 03:23:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 15, 2011, 08:26:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
QuoteAnyone here dated someone considerably younger and could weigh in

170 lbs.

Is that the total weight of all your kids?

Just my weight.

And I think I wasted that joke on this crowd.

Dude wtf. Are you 3 feet tall or what. 170!

Wtf. Are you nuts? I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 176 pounds (and think I would like to weigh around 170). Are you fat or just bad at maths?

katmai

So Marti current rent boy doesnt want him to meet his friends?

Take a clue, he is embarrassed by you.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

The Brain

He's probably worried that his friends may figure out that he's gay if they meet "Martina" ftf.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Brazen

In previous relationships we met through a shared group of friends.

Internet relationships didn't last long enough to even know when their surname was.

Currently, he's ditched all friends, family and contacts form his past life. I think he may have murdered someone. Though I've met most of the new friends he's made since he moved to my neck of the woods. I guess he met mine after six months or so? Maybe the Eurovision party didn't make the best first impression.

Ed Anger

Quote from: Zoupa on June 16, 2011, 03:23:03 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on June 15, 2011, 08:26:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 15, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
QuoteAnyone here dated someone considerably younger and could weigh in

170 lbs.

Is that the total weight of all your kids?

Just my weight.

And I think I wasted that joke on this crowd.

Dude wtf. Are you 3 feet tall or what. 170!

6 glorious feet of gristle.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Ed Anger

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Slargos on June 15, 2011, 01:16:34 PM
I've ended up in some uncomfortable situations that way before, and now I never agree to socialise with the friends of hookers.

you beat Seedy to his answer. good work. :p
:p

crazy canuck

Quote from: Martinus on June 16, 2011, 04:08:48 AM
Wtf. Are you nuts? I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 176 pounds

I dont think your scale is working.