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Started by Eddie Teach, May 30, 2011, 10:48:56 PM

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Which 1st Century BC Roman do you most resemble?

Marius
2 (6.3%)
Sulla
2 (6.3%)
Lucullus
1 (3.1%)
Soranus
2 (6.3%)
Cicero
4 (12.5%)
Caesar
1 (3.1%)
Pompey
1 (3.1%)
Crassus
0 (0%)
Cato
4 (12.5%)
Clodius
0 (0%)
Brutus
1 (3.1%)
Antony
2 (6.3%)
Octavian
11 (34.4%)
Other
1 (3.1%)

Total Members Voted: 32

Eddie Teach

Crib sheet:
Marius- practical military man
Sulla- debauched aristocrat, homo
Lucullus- Sulla's protege, kiddie fucker and pothead
Soranus- shouted Rome's "secret name" in the Forum, mortally horrifying everyone, apparently out of disgust rather than mischief
Cicero- great orator, intellectually vainglorious, politically vacillating
Caesar- good at everything. Vote this option if you're delusional
Pompey- competent general, didn't deal well with adversity
Crassus- ruthless and greedy, killed own troops for poor performance
Cato- a force of nature, incorruptible, arch-conservative stoic
Clodius- professional troll basically
Brutus- weak-willed and greedy, in many ways under mama's thumb
Antony- thoughtless and macho
Octavian- cautious and ruthless
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Monoriu

Out of the choices, I voted Cato.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 30, 2011, 10:48:56 PM

Soranus- shouted Rome's "secret name" in the Forum, mortally horrifying everyone, apparently out of disgust rather than mischief
What was the secret name?
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sbr

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 30, 2011, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 30, 2011, 10:48:56 PM

Soranus- shouted Rome's "secret name" in the Forum, mortally horrifying everyone, apparently out of disgust rather than mischief
What was the secret name?

Like he's gonna tell you.  :rolleyes:

Eddie Teach

Seems to have been lost, though there's different theories around.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

Ed's going to kill you for calling Sulla a debauched Homo.  Also, where are the Gracchus boys?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#6
They died in the 2d century BC so not in right timeframe.

As for Ed, his love affair with proscriptions has blinded him to everything else about Sulla. :contract:
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Ideologue

Soranus, I guess.  Sounds like something I'd do.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2011, 01:13:41 AM
Soranus, I guess.  Sounds like something I'd do.
He was executed for that. :contract:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Martinus


Martinus

The Pulcher siblings were the best, though. :D

The Brain

I'm more of an early republic man.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Maladict

I'm more of a late empire man.

Agelastus

Other - Vipsanius Agrippa.

It's embarrassing to say it but I'm more the loyal, competent and effective subordinate type than a leader.
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The Best is yet to be
The last of life for which the first was made."

The Larch

Quote from: Agelastus on May 31, 2011, 05:15:53 AMIt's embarrassing to say it but I'm more the loyal, competent and effective subordinate type than a leader.

There's nothing embarrassing about that, an army needs generals, officers and soldiers, everybody has a role and is a different part of the machinery. Not everybody can or should be a leader. Many of the guys in the poll clearly shouldn't.