How do you insult Nook salespipple at Barnes & Nobles?

[Razgovory]

I hope your children rebel and speak spanish and adopt catholicism.

My "ENGLISH ONLY" signs and Martin Luther icons posted throughout the house will prevent your hope from becoming reality 

So they'll become monolingual anti-Semites?

[derspiess]

I hope your children rebel and speak spanish and adopt catholicism.

My "ENGLISH ONLY" signs and Martin Luther icons posted throughout the house will prevent your hope from becoming reality 

So they'll become monolingual anti-Semites?

Yeah, maybe.  Anything but Catholix.

[katmai]

[Razgovory]

I hope your children rebel and speak spanish and adopt catholicism.

My "ENGLISH ONLY" signs and Martin Luther icons posted throughout the house will prevent your hope from becoming reality 

So they'll become monolingual anti-Semites?

Yeah, maybe.  Anything but Catholix.

It's okay.  We won't harm religious minorities in the future.  I mean, we aren't Protestants.

[CountDeMoney]

I hope your children rebel and speak spanish and adopt catholicism.

My "ENGLISH ONLY" signs and Martin Luther icons posted throughout the house will prevent your hope from becoming reality 

So they'll become monolingual anti-Semites?

Yeah, maybe.  Anything but Catholix.

I've already forwarded your personnel jacket to the home office in Rome.  You'll be receiving your excommunication within 7-10 business days.

[derspiess]

I've already forwarded your personnel jacket to the home office in Rome.  You'll be receiving your excommunication within 7-10 business days.

I've already spoken with them & cleared up the misunderstanding that I was somehow a member.  They did say they'd like to speak with you about some things you have posted on the forum...

[Berkut]

Someone let me know when they pull their heads out of their asses and make the platforms interoperable.

[derspiess]

Someone let me know when they pull their heads out of their asses and make the platforms interoperable.

At first I thought you were talking about Protestant & Catholic

But there is already some interoperability.  On my wife's freshly-rerooted Nook Color she can access Nook, Kindle, and pretty much any other ebook store other than Apple's.

Ditto for any Android device that can access the Android Market. 

[Berkut]

Someone let me know when they pull their heads out of their asses and make the platforms interoperable.

At first I thought you were talking about Protestant & Catholic

But there is already some interoperability.  On my wife's freshly-rerooted Nook Color she can access Nook, Kindle, and pretty much any other ebook store other than Apple's.

Ditto for any Android device that can access the Android Market. 

But that is relying on the ability to reroot the devices, which is a hole that is susceptible to being closed.

[Maximus]

But there is already some interoperability.  On my wife's freshly-rerooted Nook Color she can access Nook, Kindle, and pretty much any other ebook store other than Apple's.

Ditto for any Android device that can access the Android Market. 

But that is relying on the ability to reroot the devices, which is a hole that is susceptible to being closed.

An actual android tablet would still have that interoperability. However it forces you to use separate apps to view the different formats- a minor thing but annoying. I wonder what the legality would be of a third-party app that could read all formats.

[derspiess]

But there is already some interoperability.  On my wife's freshly-rerooted Nook Color she can access Nook, Kindle, and pretty much any other ebook store other than Apple's.

Ditto for any Android device that can access the Android Market. 

But that is relying on the ability to reroot the devices, which is a hole that is susceptible to being closed.

An actual android tablet would still have that interoperability. However it forces you to use separate apps to view the different formats- a minor thing but annoying. I wonder what the legality would be of a third-party app that could read all formats.

It would be easy to have an app that was just a front end that logged into your different accounts and aggregated the titles into one quasi-library.  Selecting a title would then open the app for whatever ebookstore (either inside the front end app or separately) and pull up the book you selected.

But as far as deep integration is concerned-- yeah, there's a lot more involved with that.

I use the Kindle pretty much exclusively, but I can't see it being that big of a deal to have to switch between 2 or 3 apps to find the book I want to read.

[ulmont]

I use the Kindle pretty much exclusively, but I can't see it being that big of a deal to have to switch between 2 or 3 apps to find the book I want to read.

It's not.  I have the kindle and the mobipocket app on my blackberry.  Pretty easy to go back and forth.

[Neil]

Someone let me know when they pull their heads out of their asses and make the platforms interoperable.

Why would they want to do that?  Competition is bad.