The Newsroom

[Jacob]

Since Tim has broken his toe, he may not be able to keep his footing as our provider of news. It is up to all of us to step up in these trying times.

Here's an exciting piece of news from Florida: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/01/2011-05-01_group_of_deaf_mute_friends_stabbed_at_bar_after_thug_mistakes_their_sign_languag.html?obref=obinsite

I think the link title says it all.

[Norgy]

Who's toeing the party line now that Tim doesn't?
And who will give us breaking news?

[The Brain]

Florida? Was the thug a retired Jew?

[KRonn]

Oh yeah, a couple of real sweetheart gang bangers. They were offended over gang signs! Duh! Right there, being part of a gang, is their first and most dumb assed mistake! 

[DontSayBanana]

Jake, I really think you're out on a limb with the puns in that post.  I'm sure you realize you're going to have to watch your step, though.  Eh, who am I kidding?  Go nuts, just jump in with both feet.

[Slargos]

Oh, snap! 

[Richard Hakluyt]

"gang-banger" ?

Like a gang groupie I suppose.