What the fuck is up with the candles?

[Darth Wagtaros]

I like Yankee Candle. I like Vineyard. 

[CountDeMoney]

I'd take Slargos to Yankee Candle.

I was there just yesterday, buying new air fresheners for the Jeep.  Mountain Trail.  Very Jeepish.

LOL, since when do you drive a jeep?

Traded in the Cavalier and the Caddy for a black-on-black 4-door hardtop stick shift Wrangler, baby.  I'm never walking 3 miles home in a blizzard like I did in January ever again.

[merithyn]

I love candles. Before I met Max and when the kids were young, I burned then often. I love the way lit candles make a room feel: cozy, comfortable, and homey. Kind of like a mini-fireplace that smells nicer. Of course, I tend toward pyromaniac at the best of times.

Nowadays, however, I can't burn the candles because no one in the house can stand the smell but me. It usually gives Max and Jak a headache, and any cozy feeling is stripped away by the complaining by everyone in the house.

[The Brain]

Why use smelly candles?

[merithyn]

Very hard to find non-smelly candles anymore. At least the pretty candles that I like are usually very smelly.

[Slargos]

Cozy:


Luddite scum:

[Slargos]

Cozy:



Sick and twisted cultists:

[Slargos]

Develops a new cure for cancer using all natural herbs found in the rainforest:



Likes to lure little children into her cellar where she eats them:

[Caliga]

Traded in the Cavalier and the Caddy for a black-on-black 4-door hardtop stick shift Wrangler, baby.  I'm never walking 3 miles home in a blizzard like I did in January ever again.

[Slargos]

Am I making myself perfectly clear, you sick freaks?

[Ed Anger]

I turn my cell phones off and prefer the landline.

[Eddie Teach]

Cozy:

That's like the opposite of cozy.

[Slargos]

I turn my cell phones off and prefer the landline.

And during the Reckoning, you will be processed into Soylent Green with the other reprobates.

[Ed Anger]

I turn my cell phones off and prefer the landline.

And during the Reckoning, you will be processed into Soylent Green with the other reprobates.

You aren't the first to tell me I'd be first against the wall.

[Slargos]

I turn my cell phones off and prefer the landline.

And during the Reckoning, you will be processed into Soylent Green with the other reprobates.

You aren't the first to tell me I'd be first against the wall.

Don't flatter yourself. There's a long list ahead of you.