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Started by jimmy olsen, April 01, 2011, 12:11:55 AM

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jimmy olsen

April 01, 2011, 12:11:55 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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The Brain

#1
April 01, 2011, 12:51:55 AM
Once again American security turns out to be a joke.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Slargos

#2
April 01, 2011, 01:46:33 AM
You americans can't keep a secret. It is a weakness inherent in your democracy.

Richard Hakluyt

#3
April 01, 2011, 05:13:05 AM
The code is, I'm guessing here.......Bo?

Razgovory

#4
April 01, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
I wouldn't let me nuke Poland. :(
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#5
April 01, 2011, 05:20:33 AM
Thanks Timmy.  My lifelong fantasy of nuking France was just fulfilled. :hug:
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Warspite

#6
April 01, 2011, 05:38:20 AM
Why the hell did my zonealarm go nuts when I hit that link?
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Caliga

#7
April 01, 2011, 07:17:56 AM
O SNAP
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DGuller

#8
April 01, 2011, 07:28:56 AM
The launch doesn't work for me.  Has anyone gotten it to work?

Caliga

#9
April 01, 2011, 07:30:20 AM
I think it worked for me, but I've been refreshing Google News nonstop and there are no articles about Paris being nuked yet. :(  France = irrelevant? :)
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Maximus

#10
April 01, 2011, 07:37:20 AM
Give it time. You might have killed all the reporters.

DGuller

#11
April 01, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
Speaking of launches, I always thought that April 1 would be a perfect day for a first strike. 

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Drakken

#12
April 01, 2011, 09:35:34 AM
That's amazing. I've got the same launch codes on my luggage.

Habbaku

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April 01, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 01, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
I wouldn't let me nuke Poland. :(

Talk your differences out with you and get those missiles flying.
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Caliga

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April 01, 2011, 10:17:19 AM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 01, 2011, 10:11:32 AM
Talk your differences out with you and get those missiles flying.
:lol:
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