Ed reviews.....

[Norgy]

Their spicy one is ass too.

Try some peri-peri sauce. It sets your ass on fire and tastes good. It's fairly low on sodium too.

Or, you know, make your own sauce. It doesn't take much of an effort. Replace salt with spices. One of my favourites is the very simple "Dalmatian sauce" which basically is lemon juice, olive oil and fresh garlic with some roughly chopped parsley. Works with fish, veggies and meat. Not that you will see meat any time soon again.

My heart beats just fine after 25 years of trying to kill myself with cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, coffee and fat food. I blame olive oil, garlic and chilies of various sizes and flavours and copious amounts of exercise on my failure to get a heart attack.

Anyway, man, This Too Shall Pass. Feel better! Please?

[Savonarola]

Their spicy one is ass too.

Try some peri-peri sauce. It sets your ass on fire and tastes good. It's fairly low on sodium too.

If you want to avoid the ass-fire you can get mild or medium Peri-Peri sauce.  (Strangely peri-peri sauce is in the "British" section at my local supermarket.) 

Or, you know, make your own sauce. It doesn't take much of an effort. Replace salt with spices. One of my favourites is the very simple "Dalmatian sauce" which basically is lemon juice, olive oil and fresh garlic with some roughly chopped parsley. Works with fish, veggies and meat. Not that you will see meat any time soon again.

That's a great sauce for fish.  Salsa is also good and versatile; you can substitute peaches, strawberries or mangoes for tomatoes for variation.

[Ed Anger]

I feel better. 

I haven't made any Ed Sauce recently since I haven't smoked or grilled anything recently. Everybody gets Ed sauce on them when they eat my grilled sausage.

[Monoriu]

I feel better. 

I haven't made any Ed Sauce recently since I haven't smoked or grilled anything recently. Everybody gets Ed sauce on them when they eat my grilled sausage.

Sure, I'll take the Ed Sauce.  Then add some salt on the food 

[Ed Anger]

SALT IS VERBOTEN.

[Ed Anger]

For the sub lovers, try DiBella's subs if you have one near you. Their meatball sub blows Subway out of the water.

[Norgy]

SALZBURG? WE SHALLT ES DESTROYEN!!!

[Monoriu]

For the sub lovers, try DiBella's subs if you have one near you. Their meatball sub blows Subway out of the water.

I am fine with most fast food, but not Subway.  A Subway sandwich packs a lot of ingredients for the price, but it is no good 

[DontSayBanana]

For the sub lovers, try DiBella's subs if you have one near you. Their meatball sub blows Subway out of the water.

That's not a particularly high bar.  Around here, Primo Hoagies and Wawa both do better meatball subs than Subway (I particularly like the Primo "Old Fashioned Meatball", since they use a bunch of shredded parmigiana instead of a wimpy slice of provolone for their cheese, but it's kind of expensive).

[Ed Anger]

For the sub lovers, try DiBella's subs if you have one near you. Their meatball sub blows Subway out of the water.

That's not a particularly high bar.  Around here, Primo Hoagies and Wawa both do better meatball subs than Subway (I particularly like the Primo "Old Fashioned Meatball", since they use a bunch of shredded parmigiana instead of a wimpy slice of provolone for their cheese, but it's kind of expensive).

I'm not in the middle of Wop country. The choices are....limited.

[The Brain]

I feel better. 

I haven't made any Ed Sauce recently since I haven't smoked or grilled anything recently. Everybody gets Ed sauce on them when they eat my grilled sausage.

[grumbler]

I feel better. 

I haven't made any Ed Sauce recently since I haven't smoked or grilled anything recently. Everybody gets Ed sauce on them when they eat my grilled sausage.

This is supposed to be a work-safe board!

[Ed Anger]

Burger King Chicken Parmesan Sandwich

So I'm traveling around and decide to eat Burger King. Mistake #1

A Chicken Parmesan sandwich.

mistake #2

And I was in Springfield Ohio, mistake #3

I get the sandwich and it looks like it is having its time of the month. There is Red sauce everywhere. Goddamn it got on my seats. I take a bite and as usual, they didn't melt the cheese. And there is too much mozzarella on the goddamn sandwich. The sandwich is mediocre. Bleh. I eat half before I feel my acid reflux churning and toss it back into their parking lot. Fuck them.

Then I got back on the road and had to pull over to puke. Awesome. I knew I should have went to White Castle.

[grumbler]

White Castle is always the answer.*  It does not matter what the question was.

*unless you are within driving distance of Blimpy Burger

[Eddie Teach]

Reminds me, I haven't had a Krystal in 20 years or so.