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Started by jimmy olsen, March 28, 2010, 07:27:40 PM

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jimmy olsen

March 28, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
Norg! :o

http://www.thelocal.se/25780/20100328/
QuoteChainsaw massacre averted in southern Sweden

Published: 28 Mar 10 13:14 CET

Peace has returned to the small community of Klippan in southern Sweden after a 25-year fired up his chainsaw and chased unsuspecting passers-by down the street last weekend, threatening to kill them.

    * Swedish prisoner warned over 'fart attacks' (24 Mar 10)
    * Court fines Stockholm couple for faked sex (19 Mar 10)
    * Baby seal killed in road accident (18 Mar 10)

Police arrived on the scene shortly after a man phoned at 1 o'clock in the morning last Sunday to say he and several others were being pursued down the main street, local newspaper Helsingborgs Dagblad reports.

With his chainsaw running, the 25-year-old uttered death threats as he barreled along Storgatan in pursuit of his prey. He also took the opportunity to slash branches off trees in central Klippan, a town of 8,000 people located 90 kilometres north of Malmö.

The chainsaw wielder's would-be victims managed to keep at a safe distance from their aggressor throughout.

Local police dispatched two units and were eventually able to arrest the man and confiscate his chainsaw at an apartment on Storgatan.

"We questioned him and he gave an explanation for his behaviour that I don't wish to elaborate on. He was very drunk," said police spokesman Göran Tolf.

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HisMajestyBOB

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March 28, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote* Chainsaw massacre averted in southern Sweden
    * Swedish prisoner warned over 'fart attacks' (24 Mar 10)
    * Court fines Stockholm couple for faked sex (19 Mar 10)
    * Baby seal killed in road accident (18 Mar 10)

Nothing but excitement there in Sweden!
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Alcibiades

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March 28, 2010, 08:51:36 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on March 28, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote* Chainsaw massacre averted in southern Sweden
    * Swedish prisoner warned over 'fart attacks' (24 Mar 10)
    * Court fines Stockholm couple for faked sex (19 Mar 10)
    * Baby seal killed in road accident (18 Mar 10)

Nothing but excitement there in Sweden!

Those have to be doctored.   :lol:
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jimmy olsen

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March 28, 2010, 08:57:05 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on March 28, 2010, 08:51:36 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on March 28, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote* Chainsaw massacre averted in southern Sweden
    * Swedish prisoner warned over 'fart attacks' (24 Mar 10)
    * Court fines Stockholm couple for faked sex (19 Mar 10)
    * Baby seal killed in road accident (18 Mar 10)

Nothing but excitement there in Sweden!

Those have to be doctored.   :lol:
Nope, I left them in because they were so ridiculous. :lol:
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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
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The Brain

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March 29, 2010, 01:50:55 AM
They are crazy in Klippan.
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Brazen

#5
March 29, 2010, 01:54:32 AM
Klippan's a place? I thought it was an IKEA sofa.

Razgovory

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March 29, 2010, 02:31:58 AM
Is Norg even still around?  Didn't he rage quit or die or something like that.
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Syt

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March 29, 2010, 02:37:06 AM
A guy in Vienna recently tried to settle an argument with a chainsaw. Fortunately he was too drunk to fire it up, so he only hit his opponent over the head with it.
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katmai

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March 29, 2010, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 29, 2010, 02:31:58 AM
Is Norg even still around?  Didn't he rage quit or die or something like that.
Norgy is alive.
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CountDeMoney

#9
March 29, 2010, 04:40:33 AM
Speaking of Swedish massacres, the Chinese bought Volvo.  LULZ

Josquius

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March 29, 2010, 04:55:09 AM Last Edit: March 29, 2010, 04:58:18 AM by Tyr
I just snorted out a rather large amount of snot in a lol-manner reading the first paragraph.

QuoteKlippan's a place? I thought it was an IKEA sofa.

All IKEA things are named after Scandinavian places.
Apparently Swedish place names are given to lovely top of the range sofas and the like whilst Danish place names are given to doormats and toilet brushes and whatnot. Which is fun.
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March 29, 2010, 09:08:15 AM
Quote from: katmai on March 29, 2010, 02:47:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 29, 2010, 02:31:58 AM
Is Norg even still around?  Didn't he rage quit or die or something like that.
Norgy is alive.
Just not visiting are little chunk of the intranet tubes.

Smart man.
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