The king is dead. Long live you

[The Larch]

I would go Pinochet on the country.

I would seek to succeed where all the would be reformer rulers failed during the last millenia: make their results stay after they are gone.

So I would take the country of 10 million socialists, and turn it into a liberal free market society. ASAP, so I would have enough time left to consolidate it and have people get used to it. 

Also, all fucking nazis would fucking hang.

So where do the electrical wires on opponents' testicles go?

[Barrister]

I would go Pinochet on the country.

I would seek to succeed where all the would be reformer rulers failed during the last millenia: make their results stay after they are gone.

So I would take the country of 10 million socialists, and turn it into a liberal free market society. ASAP, so I would have enough time left to consolidate it and have people get used to it. 

Also, all fucking nazis would fucking hang.

So where do the electrical wires on opponents' testicles go?

On their testicles.  Duh.

[Martinus]

Impose a tolerant, openminded, free society by slaughtering all people who disagree with me.

I'd start with the catholics.

[C.C.R.]

I would outlaw light beer

[MadImmortalMan]

Start a new UN that only democracies can join, and then invite Taiwan to be the first member. 

[lustindarkness]

Go back to the constitution with the smallest goverment possible (hopefully I get elected again for the first term at least). That should start solving many if not all of the other problems.

[HVC]

I would outlaw light beer

You'd get assassinated by seige within the week.


to much pressure. i'd take money to abdicate to someone else.

[C.C.R.]

I would outlaw light beer

You'd get assassinated by seige within the week.

Perhaps, but at least my life would have had Meaning...

[MadImmortalMan]

Go back to the constitution with the smallest goverment possible (hopefully I get elected again for the first term at least). That should start solving many if not all of the other problems.

Lusty would be: Sulla

[lustindarkness]

Go back to the constitution with the smallest goverment possible (hopefully I get elected again for the first term at least). That should start solving many if not all of the other problems.

Lusty would be: Sulla

Yes, an Baby Got Back would be the new National Anthem. 

[DontSayBanana]

If I were the God-Emperor of US, I wouldn't be able to change anything in US.  I'm a Democrat after all.

I'm not sure whether you're being self-righteous, playing at being self-righteous, or making a self-deprecating joke about the effectiveness of Democrats.

This joke: to be resolved.

[Razgovory]

If I were the God-Emperor of US, I wouldn't be able to change anything in US.  I'm a Democrat after all.

[Sahib]

I would go Pinochet on the country.
Also, all fucking nazis would fucking hang.

Does not compute

[Lettow77]

If I could by fiat have the support to do whatever I wanted through constitutional measures, i'd do as follows:

1) State legislatures elect senators again.
2) Voting restrictions curtailed to 25, and paying more to the government than it pays you
3) strict constructionist constitution- little to no implied powers
4) No federal subsidy of state institutions
5) End to paternalistic -federal- laws; States are free to enforce what they see fit
6) National Guard authority given back to the states, not to leave state borders without a 2/3 majority in the legislature.
7) One 6 year presidential term, no re-election possible
8) Line-item veto introduced
9) federal penitentaries emptied of 'victimless' criminal offenders, prisons made self-supporting through agriculture & industry.
10) strict barriers to immigration; impressment of illegal aliens in self-supporting prisons

[The Larch]

I would go Pinochet on the country.
Also, all fucking nazis would fucking hang.

Does not compute

He's contradictory like that. 

Hey Tamas, we're still waiting for an answer.