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In praise of darts

Started by Sheilbh, January 07, 2010, 06:55:00 PM

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The Brain

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 08, 2010, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:32:46 AM
What is fake darts?
Plastic tipped darts thrown at a rubberized board with little holes in it.

Yikes. How bizarre.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:36:08 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 08, 2010, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:32:46 AM
What is fake darts?
Plastic tipped darts thrown at a rubberized board with little holes in it.

Yikes. How bizarre.
It's all hooked up to an electronic board that keeps score.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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The Brain

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 08, 2010, 05:45:24 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:36:08 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 08, 2010, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:32:46 AM
What is fake darts?
Plastic tipped darts thrown at a rubberized board with little holes in it.

Yikes. How bizarre.
It's all hooked up to an electronic board that keeps score.

I wish I was. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 08, 2010, 05:45:24 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:36:08 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 08, 2010, 05:34:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on January 08, 2010, 05:32:46 AM
What is fake darts?
Plastic tipped darts thrown at a rubberized board with little holes in it.

Yikes. How bizarre.
It's all hooked up to an electronic board that keeps score.

safety I can appreciate, but an ability to do math is just pathetic. If your score is 169 what do you need to hit to win? (triple 20 triple 20 triple 7) can't keep count when drunk? don't play darts, you probably cant throw straight either...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: Viking on January 08, 2010, 05:48:15 AM
safety I can appreciate, but an ability to do math is just pathetic. If your score is 169 what do you need to hit to win? (triple 20 triple 20 triple 7) can't keep count when drunk? don't play darts, you probably cant throw straight either...
Uh, the computer is not going to tell you what you need to hit to get out. :mellow:

MadBurgerMaker

I bought a dart board in Australia that I hung on a bulkhead in my room on the ship (to be exact, I hung it from some piping in the overhead).  Good times.  :lol: Occasionally kinda dangerous though. 

Viking

Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 08, 2010, 05:51:10 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 08, 2010, 05:48:15 AM
safety I can appreciate, but an ability to do math is just pathetic. If your score is 169 what do you need to hit to win? (triple 20 triple 20 triple 7) can't keep count when drunk? don't play darts, you probably cant throw straight either...
Uh, the computer is not going to tell you what you need to hit to get out. :mellow:

It's there to keep count? WTF can't you pipple do math? Oh, wait, I know, I went to school there.....
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Josquius

Darts is a odd one.
I love it how they all look like totally normal (or rather exceptionally sub par) blokes but have these cool nicknames like 'the power'
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MadBurgerMaker

#23
Quote from: Tyr on January 08, 2010, 06:55:44 AM
Darts is a odd one.
I love it how they all look like totally normal (or rather exceptionally sub par) blokes but have these cool nicknames like 'the power'

:lol:  Yeah.  Pro bowling is like that too.

Edit:  THE DOOMSDAY STROKING MACHINE

jimmy olsen

#24
Quote from: Tyr on January 08, 2010, 06:55:44 AM
Darts is a odd one.
I love it how they all look like totally normal (or rather exceptionally sub par) blokes but have these cool nicknames like 'the power'
Good, that's something that's been lost in pro-sports, at least in America. Not nearly as many cool nicknames as there used to be, most are lames mashup of their first initial and last name.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Grey Fox

Tee Announcer is what makes it an enjoyable thing to "watch".
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