Cops in Rio de Janeiro & Sao Paulo have killed 11,000+ in the last 6 years

[Caliga]

Brain, that won't work because as an American Valmy arrogantly assumes that you worship his nation and culture, and you damn well BETTER know things like that.    Also, the "not a homo" thing.

[The Brain]

Brain, that won't work because as an American Valmy arrogantly assumes that you worship his nation and culture, and you damn well BETTER know things like that.    Also, the "not a homo" thing.

[Josquius]

I think I've mentioned that by brother is dating a Brazillian girl

I did that once.  She was impressed I knew Cabral discovered Brazil in 1500 and I knew Brasilia was the capital and that Portuguese was the official language.  Getting laid by foreigners is easy when they discover you know something about their country if you are an American.

And while she was definitely the hottest girl I ever slept with she was definitely not Cal's type

Weird conclusion, I find the opposite. Its better to be totally ignorant about countries. Gives you stuff to talk about and be amazed about. Hence my geography skillz are a big cock block for me (yes. Thats exactly what it is. Not my other failings).

[Viking]

I think I've mentioned that by brother is dating a Brazillian girl

I did that once.  She was impressed I knew Cabral discovered Brazil in 1500 and I knew Brasilia was the capital and that Portuguese was the official language.  Getting laid by foreigners is easy when they discover you know something about their country if you are an American.

And while she was definitely the hottest girl I ever slept with she was definitely not Cal's type

I once had to explain to a canadian that he country was a monarchy and the queen was the head of state in canada. She is a Professor of Education and in my view such people should know stuff like that.

[Valmy]

Brain, that won't work because as an American Valmy arrogantly assumes that you worship his nation and culture, and you damn well BETTER know things like that.

It only works if you are an American.  Since you are a Euro I automatically assume you not only know far more about the USA than I do but you can also name every Roman Emperor from Augustus on and can trash talk about obscure battles of the Livonian War of the 1560s.

[Viking]

Brain, that won't work because as an American Valmy arrogantly assumes that you worship his nation and culture, and you damn well BETTER know things like that.

It only works if you are an American.  Since you are a Euro I automatically assume you not only know far more about the USA than I do but you can also name every Roman Emperor from Augustus on and can trash talk about obscure battles of the Livonian War of the 1560s.

Welcome to Languish.

[Valmy]

Weird conclusion, I find the opposite. Its better to be totally ignorant about countrys. Gives you stuff to talk about and be amazed about.

You don't understand just what it means to be a foreigner in the United States.  People would hear she was Brazilian and start babbling to her in High School Spanish.

[Caliga]

I've never tried to use foreign knowledge to get laid, but I can report that when I was in Italy and answered the Italians in Italian, rather than the English they were expecting, they fucking FLIPPED OUT. 

ITALIAN WAITER: Prego.
CAL: Grazie mille.
ITALIAN WAITER: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dances for joy*

[Caliga]

You don't understand just what it means to be a foreigner in the United States.  People would hear she was Brazilian and start babbling to her in High School Spanish.

Anyway, if she is super hot in other ways (especially if she had a nice ass), I can do as low as a 'B' if I have to.

[Barrister]

I've never tried to use foreign knowledge to get laid, but I can report that when I was in Italy and answered the Italians in Italian, rather than the English they were expecting, they fucking FLIPPED OUT. 

ITALIAN WAITER: Prego.
CAL: Grazie mille.
ITALIAN WAITER: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *dances for joy*

Er, no.  Not a single waiter danced for joy when I used very simnply italian phrases.

[Admiral Yi]

Anyway, if she is super hot in other ways (especially if she had a nice ass), I can do as low as a 'B' if I have to.

Women of the world cry with relief.

[Caliga]

Er, no.  Not a single waiter danced for joy when I used very simnply italian phrases.

Were you part of a tour group, 80% of whose members were old New York Italian-Americans trying get in touch with "DUR ROOTZ"?

[derspiess]

I've never tried to use foreign knowledge to get laid, but I can report that when I was in Italy and answered the Italians in Italian, rather than the English they were expecting, they fucking FLIPPED OUT. 

I love low expectations   All Argies I meet are amazed that I understand pretty much everything they're babbling on about.  Not to mention what I'm able to speak.

But I get lazy after I've known them for a while.  I make my in-laws speak English to me

[Caliga]

Brain, that won't work because as an American Valmy arrogantly assumes that you worship his nation and culture, and you damn well BETTER know things like that.

It only works if you are an American.  Since you are a Euro

Thanks for the promotion!   

[Barrister]

Er, no.  Not a single waiter danced for joy when I used very simnply italian phrases.

Were you part of a tour group, 80% of whose members were old New York Italian-Americans trying get in touch with "DUR ROOTZ"?

Hell no.

We landed in Frankfurt, then drove throughout Italy.  We stayed in campgrounds and hostels.

We don't do tour groups.