Giant, penis-eating worm found in UK aquarium

[Martinus]

Prove it.

Sorry, but we've filled our quota on Languish homosexuals.

Uhm I thought our goal was to convert everybody (except the ugly ones).

[Razgovory]

Oops - Bobbit worms lack, well, penises. Nor do they have sex as such, or even come near each other.

http://www.uwphotographyguide.com/bobbit-worm

First off, polychaetes don't have penises or vaginas. Most of them are what we call broadcast spawners which means the males & females spew out eggs & sperm into the water. The eggs & sperm meet, the eggs get fertilized & start developing. There is no such thing as mating/copulation not do males & females come into contact.

Edit: look at the pics in the link. That's one ugly-ass worm.

The bobbit worm will often react to a light being shined on it only once or twice, lunging into the air, until it learns there is nothing there

Since this thing seems to live on the seafloor I consider this advice slightly suspect.

[Razgovory]

Prove it.

Sorry, but we've filled our quota on Languish homosexuals.

Uhm I thought our goal was to convert everybody (except the ugly ones).

As one of the ugly ones I applaud this goal.

[garbon]

Uhm I thought our goal was to convert everybody (except the ugly ones).

Perhaps for gays in sad places. We literally have them up the wazoo where I live.

[Malthus]

Prove it.

Sorry, but we've filled our quota on Languish homosexuals.

Uhm I thought our goal was to convert everybody (except the ugly ones).

I approve of this goal.

The more good looking guys who go gay, the better. 

[garbon]

How so? Are you in need of more wives?

[Malthus]

How so? Are you in need of more wives?

I could use a couple who have good incomes. Then I can retire, Mono-like. 

[Josquius]

I approve of this goal.

The more good looking guys who go gay, the better. 

Its stupid how many lads don't understand this.