Should I feed my dog high quality dog food?

[Slargos]

In an act of cosmic equilibrium, you should feed him koreans.

[Caliga]

In an act of cosmic equilibrium, you should feed him koreans.

Unfortunately Korean meat is in short supply here. 

[Caliga]

At least he dog isn't eating at the gas station.

He would if he could.  He eats ANYTHING.

It's funny: our cat would eat nothing but cat food and, for some bizarre reason, hummus.

The dog will eat anything and everything, including any insect he can get his hands on... we used to have a problem with bugs coming in via the basement doors and then dying (since I periodically drench them in Ortho Home Defense), but like a vacuum he's taken care of them all.

He also enjoys eating grass, ivy, rocks, mulch, plastic, etc.

...and as far as treats we periodically buy him bull pizzles and he like devours them in less than an hour if allowed to.

[Slargos]

In an act of cosmic equilibrium, you should feed him koreans.

Unfortunately Korean meat is in short supply here. 

Is your dog jewish? 

[Caliga]

Is your dog jewish? 

No.  My cat was Jewish, but this dog is a Presbyterian.

[Slargos]

Is your dog jewish? 

No.  My cat was Jewish, but this dog is a Presbyterian.

So you don't need to kosher slaughter the koreans which means even with your squeamish disposition, it should be easy to hunt one down with a high powered rifle.

Don't disrespect your dog.

[Caliga]

The problem is that the number of Koreans that can be found in the Louisville, Kentucky metropolitan area is statistically equivalent to zero.

There are actually more Indians here than Asians. 

[Viking]

My cat loved popcorn.

[Maximus]

Dogs eat shit.
QED

[HisMajestyBOB]

The problem is that the number of Koreans that can be found in the Louisville, Kentucky metropolitan area is statistically equivalent to zero.

There are actually more Indians here than Asians. 

Then kill an Indian and cover him with kimchi. It's not like the dog can tell the difference.

[DisturbedPervert]

Dogs eat shit.
QED

Strangely enough, not if you spray it with lemon. 

[Maximus]

Strangely enough, not if you spray it with lemon.

Did you try ranch dressing?

[KRonn]

At least he dog isn't eating at the gas station.

He would if he could.  He eats ANYTHING.

It's funny: our cat would eat nothing but cat food and, for some bizarre reason, hummus.

The dog will eat anything and everything, including any insect he can get his hands on... we used to have a problem with bugs coming in via the basement doors and then dying (since I periodically drench them in Ortho Home Defense), but like a vacuum he's taken care of them all.

He also enjoys eating grass, ivy, rocks, mulch, plastic, etc.

...and as far as treats we periodically buy him bull pizzles and he like devours them in less than an hour if allowed to.

Lol, too funny. But then, that's all part of a dog's job! Says so in the dog handbook on how to live among humans.

[Brazen]

Is your dog jewish? 

No.  My cat was Jewish, but this dog is a Presbyterian.

All cats are Jewish. It's why you never see pork cat food.

[Monoriu]

Dogs eat leftovers

This.