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Started by CountDeMoney, August 30, 2009, 06:08:15 PM

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How do you use escalators?

I stand still on them like a fucking mook.
17 (28.3%)
They may be moving, but they are still stairs. Keep walking.
31 (51.7%)
I'm pretentious, and prefer to use the real stairs next to them.
5 (8.3%)
I prefer to use the handicap-accessible elevator, like every black woman.
0 (0%)
Depends on my mood, because I'm garbon.
7 (11.7%)

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garbon

#15
August 30, 2009, 07:24:56 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 30, 2009, 07:08:13 PM
I block escalators so walkers get pissed off.

It's alright, you live in Ohio and therefore aren't expected to have a sense of decorum. :hug:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#16
August 30, 2009, 07:46:37 PM
We don't have escalators 'round these parts.
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Barrister

#17
August 30, 2009, 07:47:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 30, 2009, 07:46:37 PM
We don't have escalators 'round these parts.

Now that I think about it, I don't think there's a single escalator in the whole of the Yukon Territory. :huh:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

Siege

#18
August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

CountDeMoney

#19
August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

Monoriu

#20
August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Siege

#21
August 30, 2009, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

garbon

#22
August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#23
August 30, 2009, 08:48:04 PM
I tend to walk at a leisurely pace on escalators, either up or down.  Just standing there feels weird, like you're handicapped in some way.

Monoriu

#24
August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

HVC

#25
August 30, 2009, 09:03:23 PM
Walk. and if you're not walking stand to the damn right.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Siege

#26
August 30, 2009, 09:05:03 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 08:43:26 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
If I am on an escalator and I hear "train to xxxx is about to arrive", I run like hell.  Which is like 80% of the time, because the train comes every 2 minutes.

Why would you run then?

There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

You would make a great soldier.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

CountDeMoney

#27
August 30, 2009, 09:13:21 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:22:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 30, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 30, 2009, 06:10:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 06:09:17 PM
I take all 4 actions at various times.

Poll edited, just for you, Sunshine.

Is it really that easy to get shit from you?

From real Americans, yes.

I ma a real American, mothefucker!

No, you're not.

garbon

#28
August 30, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.  

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#29
August 30, 2009, 09:20:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 30, 2009, 09:16:47 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 30, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
There is no such thing as a next train in my books.  Or next bus, next lift, next anything.  Do, or die.   

Really? Is that really the motto for your life?
Do or die is the motto of the lazy Chinaman.  Industrious ones just do, dying is not an option.
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