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Started by Caliga, August 28, 2009, 12:09:02 PM

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garbon

#15
August 28, 2009, 12:37:54 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
No, he's a self-employed bricklayer.  In fact he committed mortgage fraud in order to obtain my old house.  <_<

A person who wants to live in a shitty neighborhood commits crimes...shock and awe!
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

garbon

#16
August 28, 2009, 12:38:40 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 28, 2009, 12:34:08 PM
Moral of the story - you never know who is stalking you over the Internet.

:yes:

That's how I first learned where Caliga lived in M'boro.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#17
August 28, 2009, 12:42:02 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 28, 2009, 12:37:54 PMA person who wants to live in a shitty neighborhood commits crimes...shock and awe!
It was a starter home.  :blush:
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Razgovory

#18
August 28, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
Nice?  I didn't know Cal used to live in France.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

#19
August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 28, 2009, 12:38:40 PM
That's how I first learned where Caliga lived in M'boro.
I dunno that I'd call that 'stalking'... it's natural to be curious about where exactly someone lives when you find out they're in your hometown.

Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)
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Caliga

#20
August 28, 2009, 01:53:42 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on August 28, 2009, 01:48:06 PM
Nice?  I didn't know Cal used to live in France.
I had to move on because I came to realize that there were too many damned Frenchmen there.  Every time I turned around, BAM, there's another goddamn Frenchman.
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garbon

#21
August 28, 2009, 02:03:55 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM
I dunno that I'd call that 'stalking'... it's natural to be curious about where exactly someone lives when you find out they're in your hometown.

Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

True, I only spent a few minutes looking it up. Although I do recall seeing some ugly lycos or geocities site that you'd put together. :x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Viking

#22
August 28, 2009, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 28, 2009, 12:34:08 PM
Moral of the story - you never know who is stalking you over the Internet.

I find this site useful for stalking

http://www.pipl.com/
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ed Anger

#23
August 28, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM


Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

I think it is time for one of my friendly reminders to the citizens of Languish.  :)

I'm armed. The laws are on my side.  :)
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#24
August 28, 2009, 04:29:38 PM
Quote from: Viking on August 28, 2009, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 28, 2009, 12:34:08 PM
Moral of the story - you never know who is stalking you over the Internet.

I find this site useful for stalking

http://www.pipl.com/

You are kinda creepy.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

HVC

#25
August 28, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM


Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

I think it is time for one of my friendly reminders to the citizens of Languish.  :)

I'm armed. The laws are on my side.  :)
that's what binoculars are for. i can see you and you can't see me :ph34r: :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Siege

#26
August 28, 2009, 05:02:34 PM
You sold yourself to a pervert?

For how much?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Ed Anger

#27
August 28, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on August 28, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 28, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 28, 2009, 01:50:02 PM


Now, what I do to Monkeybutt... now THAT is stalking. :)

I think it is time for one of my friendly reminders to the citizens of Languish.  :)

I'm armed. The laws are on my side.  :)
that's what binoculars are for. i can see you and you can't see me :ph34r: :P

Typical eggplant.  :P
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Siege

#28
August 28, 2009, 05:13:21 PM
I would sell Jaron to a pervert.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Jaron

#29
August 28, 2009, 05:29:38 PM
Quote from: Siege on August 28, 2009, 05:13:21 PM
I would sell Jaron to a pervert.

Why not keep me for yourself? I'll let you call me Miley. :perv:
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