A glance at HoI3

[Ed Anger]

Bornholm. It was in HOI 1 that I had to keep a massive garrison on that shitty rock.

[Darth Wagtaros]

That's the one.  Fucking A. 

[Ed Anger]

As long as I get to rape: Poland, France and the Russians, I'll get my 15 dollars worth.

Poland and Denmark raped, check.

I let the AI run the attack on Poland, and it actually punched armor through and pocketed a bunch of Poles. Rather surprised.

[Darth Wagtaros]

As long as I get to rape: Poland, France and the Russians, I'll get my 15 dollars worth.

Poland and Denmark raped, check.

I let the AI run the attack on Poland, and it actually punched armor through and pocketed a bunch of Poles. Rather surprised.

So it is awesome then.

[dps]

I think I'm about done with Paradox. Just ain't worth it.

Is it to much to ask for a game to work after 3 patches?

I'll have you know Johan said only 10% of readers polled on the Paradox forums were dissatisfied with 1.3. Though apparently China is still broken.

That just means that the other 90% had already given up on it and didn't even bother getting the patch.

[Razgovory]

I wish I had.  I'm deeply disappointed in this one.

[Josquius]

Lol, Danes join the allies in '38 and immediately mobilize.

Typical warmonger Danes. 

I'll give Hausser the job to rape the Dane. A bit of SS action will deal with that scum.

Think it was HOI2, some stupid island in Kraut occupied Denmark was a magnet for allied armies.  After an unsuccessful attack on my Germanic empire these shadow divisions would march half way across Europe and end up on this island.  Didn't matter if I had an entire army group stationed there (and I did after awhile since once these units "reformed" they started taking provinces)

Hmm, it wasn't quite a magnet for me- they invaded Kiel and were pushed bacK to there. Once there though they Kept reinforcing it until they had 80 units sitting opposite a few defenders of mine....Doing F.A.
Until I nuKed them.
Ah HOI2...BroKen but fun.

[Ed Anger]

As long as I get to rape: Poland, France and the Russians, I'll get my 15 dollars worth.

Poland and Denmark raped, check.

I let the AI run the attack on Poland, and it actually punched armor through and pocketed a bunch of Poles. Rather surprised.

So it is awesome then.

I don't know. The Ai also sortied the fleet, only to get it assraped by the evil Brits.

[frunk]

If you plan on conquering the Soviet Union make sure to grab the Bitter Peace fix from the mod forum, otherwise all sorts of goofy things happen.

[Ed Anger]

Reorganizing your forces is a pain. I had this huge mass in france, with divisions all willy-nilly. I'm dreading going through and promoting leaders and organizing armies for barbarossa.

France done by the end of '39 rocks though.

[frunk]

Reorganizing your forces is a pain. I had this huge mass in france, with divisions all willy-nilly. I'm dreading going through and promoting leaders and organizing armies for barbarossa.

France done by the end of '39 rocks though.

When selecting an HQ, if you click on the line that lists how many divisions they control it'll select every division/HQ under its command.  Then you can assign them to move to the same place or pick which to move where.

[Ed Anger]

Reorganizing your forces is a pain. I had this huge mass in france, with divisions all willy-nilly. I'm dreading going through and promoting leaders and organizing armies for barbarossa.

France done by the end of '39 rocks though.

When selecting an HQ, if you click on the line that lists how many divisions they control it'll select every division/HQ under its command.  Then you can assign them to move to the same place or pick which to move where.

:headslap:

Gracias.

[Darth Wagtaros]

It's worth buying then?

[dps]

It's worth buying then?

No.

[Darth Wagtaros]

It never took this long before.  I'd buy a Paradox product on the day of release, it would suck, but in a fun way, and then be fixed relatively quickly and be great. 

What the fuckity fuck is the problem?