Defying gravity

[Caliga]

Well, at least he was smart enough to avoid the piece of shit that was the new Battlestar Galactica.

Starbuck is a DUDE.

In fact, he's Face, as opposed to some ugly lesbo dyed-blonde whore.

We need to run the gays out of Hollywood.

[Tonitrus]

Rounding out the cast:

•   Malik Yoba ("Girlfriends") as Donner's co-pilot.

•   Christina Cox ("Blood Ties") as a married biologist. This means she will be an adulterous whore by episode 3

•   Florentine Lahme ("Impact") as a sexually liberated German pilot. Great, if this were a porn, lots of anal and eating poop

•   Paula Garces ("The Shield"), who compulsively wields a videocam on board.

•   Eyal Podell ("24") as a psychiatrist.

•   Dylan Taylor ("House Party") as a theoretical physicist determined to find porn. representing the Internet-user/Languish viewing audience

•   Zahf Paroo ("Battlestar Galactica") as a spiritual flight engineer. What does God need with a starship?