US Election Week 2020

[Admiral Yi]

Is that his own hair?

[Habbaku]

Apparently quite real.

[Admiral Yi]

It's an excellent Marv Albert impersonation.

[Eddie Teach]

In the UK the traditional response to someone not wanting to debate is for one of the newspapers to get a junior reporter to dress as a giant chicken to harass that politician at all of their public events

I can only assume the more dignified sounding Atlanta Press Club won't follow that example.

The debate was held with an empty podium and only one participant.

Now that's dignified.

[Darth Wagtaros]

In the UK the traditional response to someone not wanting to debate is for one of the newspapers to get a junior reporter to dress as a giant chicken to harass that politician at all of their public events

I can only assume the more dignified sounding Atlanta Press Club won't follow that example.

The debate was held with an empty podium and only one participant.

Now that's dignified.

Well the premise worked for Clint Eastwood.

[The Minsky Moment]

Loeffler has even run an ad comparing herself to Attila the Hun--

Now there's a man who could make a war on Christmas.

[Sheilbh]

V healthy and normal political party:

[Razgovory]

Okay, Trump has had his fun.  Congress has humored him enough.  We need to wrap this up before someone gets hurt.

[alfred russel]

This is awesome. I got a text urging me to support the republican senators in the run offs to stop socialism. I figured it was an automated message from some republican group, but decided to troll it anyway. So I responded:

You're letting the presidency be stolen from Trump but you want me to vote for other republicans in Georgia? Fat chance. Work on revealing the stolen election first.

But it wasn't automated! They responded to me that we are working on revealing the stolen election but we need to keep the senate to keep the dems from having total control.

I've got to think of the best response here to demoralize whatever person is texting me.

[Razgovory]

Tell'em you can't win a rigged game.  It doesn't matter how many quarters you put into broken slot machine, It will never pay out.  Voting in the election is an admission that the vote is not rigged.

[Grey Fox]

"Voting is for Communists, sissies & Democrats"

[Eddie Teach]

Raz's suggestion is more subtle, less likely to tip the person off that Dorsey is messing with them.

[alfred russel]

I went with Raz's suggestion. GF: that would imply I'm just a nonvoter, which just makes me a nonplayer in every election. The play is to make them think i'm a republican voter determined to sit this one out.

While I'm 100% trolling, maybe this will do some good. Maybe some republican activist is going to think that Trump is really undermining the GOP here.

[Sheilbh]

Yeah - I think the "fool me once" approach is most likely to work

[The Minsky Moment]

Tell them it's the worst election fraud since Eric Crouch stole the Heisman in 2001.