Escaped inmates trick guard into opening door by covering its # in peanut butter

Started by jimmy olsen, July 31, 2017, 09:29:12 PM

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jimmy olsen

How does that even work? Was the guard a dog?

https://twitter.com/AP/status/892116188645511168
QuoteBREAKING: Alabama sheriff: Escaped inmates tricked guard into opening door by covering its number in peanut butter.
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There was a prison guard here in town who died trying to swallow a live fish so they aren't the brightest bulbs.  I wonder what sort of tests they need to take to be considered for the position.

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Chalk that up along with a TSA screener (in their big initial ramp-up after 9/11), as another job I am glad I did not get.

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Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 31, 2017, 09:29:12 PM
How does that even work? Was the guard a dog?

Quotea new hire was monitoring the jail via closed-circuit video in a control room when the inmates asked him to open a door.

Earlier, the inmates used peanut butter to hide the door number that identified the outside door. When the employee hit the button he believed would open a cell door, the door to the outside opened

http://wgntv.com/2017/07/31/escaped-inmates-used-peanut-butter-to-trick-guard-into-opening-door-to-outside/

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DontSayBanana

Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on August 01, 2017, 04:00:55 PM
Quotea new hire was monitoring the jail via closed-circuit video in a control room when the inmates asked him to open a door.

Earlier, the inmates used peanut butter to hide the door number that identified the outside door. When the employee hit the button he believed would open a cell door, the door to the outside opened

http://wgntv.com/2017/07/31/escaped-inmates-used-peanut-butter-to-trick-guard-into-opening-door-to-outside/

Which begs the question: Why wasn't the button labeled?
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MadBurgerMaker

Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 01, 2017, 04:10:12 PM
Quote from: MadBurgerMaker on August 01, 2017, 04:00:55 PM
Quotea new hire was monitoring the jail via closed-circuit video in a control room when the inmates asked him to open a door.

Earlier, the inmates used peanut butter to hide the door number that identified the outside door. When the employee hit the button he believed would open a cell door, the door to the outside opened

http://wgntv.com/2017/07/31/escaped-inmates-used-peanut-butter-to-trick-guard-into-opening-door-to-outside/

Which begs the question: Why wasn't the button labeled?

Psh. Why bother? There are labels on the doors!  :smarty:

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